As much as the thought of playing TABS on my Switch makes me happy, I’ve seen it melt far more powerful machines.

They also need a swift lesson: Everything is either Politics, Philosophy, or both.

A word of advice for anyone new to this game. Sometimes you Dorf, and sometimes you Romantik.

I know, right? But I assume he would consider himself to be “one of the good ones” and that his privilege would insulate him from any consequences.

Or, more likely, he’s not given this a lot of thought.

I’m a straight, cis white guy turbo boosting his way towards his 40's and I absolutely loved Turning Red.

Mr Houser. Dan. Mate.

So, you need to have already caught Arceus in a better Pokémon game to catch Arceus in an older Pokémon game?

I mean, I’ll do it, but it seems... circuitous.

Just update Pokémon Home, you cowards!

I mean, Zaphod is basically how Trump sees himself, surely?

Pam and Tommy is on Disney Plus.
Fight Club is on Disney Plus.

As with all “Won’t someone think of the children!” groups, they don’t actually care about R-rated content on Disney Plus, but saying that a Marvel property might not be kid friendly grabs headlines.

As one of my friends pointed out, Sprigatito belongs to porn now. The Furries are going to have a field day with that. Even if I just get Freedom Planet vibes from it.

Aside from the angry teenage boy, that’s The Lego Batman Movie.

But I think a Robin that calls Bruce on his shit and makes him a better Batman would be worth seeing. I mean, I get that no amount of money will bring his parents back, but for someone to make Bruce think about his privilege and how much good he could do…

I feel like you do the first movie as the archetypal Batman that’s dark and brooding, but then takes in a teenage boy that’s possibly more messed up than him, and in channeling the kid’s anger into something more productive, Bruce learns to lighten the fuck up.
Bonus points if Alfred is 100% snarky about it.

And yet they made The Lego Batman Movie.

Which, it occours to me as I’m typing this, probably didn’t make enough money for the suits to consider it viable.

Even though”Darkness! No Parents!” has been playing on a loop in my head whenever I watch any footage of this.

Being cool is overrated, best to be awesome.

Cool is a moving target and it sickens me that people chase it.

The Superb Owl will not be pleased.

I feel like this video should be automatically added to any story about NFTs.

I'm a Sonic fan. That's a real tragedy.

Rowlett all the way. As someone that has always picked Fire starters, Rowlett made me pick Grass for the first time ever.

My rule of thumb is that you either do something unoriginal and work to be as close to perfection as possible, or do something fresh and make a few mistakes.

The Maxim I always like is “Contempt for the Con Man, Compassion for the Conned”.