Just so we’re clear for this woman, I think we can all pretty much agree that we also want to rename all high schools named for any African tribal chiefs who sold slaves, right? It’s only fair. Lemme get that list . . . oh, huh.

Conservatives: We must protect women’s sports!!!!!1!!!1!!!

Doubt it’ll be that hard hitting objective journalism given how the woman is friends with the couple but I guess that’s the point of doing it really, to get “their side” of why they want privacy from the obsessive media all over the media again.

This calls for a celebratory Jelly Filled Doughnut!

“I am sorry I called them fuckers. What I meant was seditious fascists”

“We’ve also never met a trans person, we don’t know where babies come from, and we think the clitoris is a myth.”

Projection is a core GOP value. If they accuse someone of something, it is because they themselves are actually doing that thing.

Good riddance to a serial abuser.

An interviewer at the capitol ABSOLUTELY should have said “My question is for the stupid cunt in the magenta dress.” Then point out THIS decision when she takes offense.

The man designed the DeLorean time machine. Far as I’m concerned that makes him a genius among geniuses. RIP.

Yep, this.

Sonic Mania 2, and more Sonic games in the style of Sonic Mania. 

Oh, not at all. Any voting irregularities will do. As long as there is something he can point at to claim the election is invalid, he’s happy.

RIGHT!!!!!

Actually he did, he founded a department store and coined the phrase in 1909. It was a shitty slogan then, and a bunch of bullshit now. It gives shitstains, like the articles fucktard, the idea that they are above the “law” so to speak in businesses. More retailers need to make sure to let “customers”, like uncle…

It’s funny how Republicans support the right of stores to not serve LGBTQ customers, but lose their shit when stores refuse to serve maskless motherfuckers like themselves.  I guess they don’t actually want unfettered capitalism where corporations can run dictate everything within their stores.

Wait, Ben Shapiro is married, yet he’s unfamiliar with wet pussies?

Make sure to stay away from that Ferroseed
And that’s just one name people have for weed
There’s Pansage, and Slowbro, Oddish, and Bonsly
Tropius, Seedot, Nuzleaf, and Stunky
And Blissey, Loudred, Dewgong and Goodra
Bounsweet, Bayleef, Hypno and Munna
You’ll be Drowzee if you Swellow that Tangrowth smoke
Also Koffing and…

The remix from Sonic Mania is an absolute BOP.