If there were an actual nuclear missile headed toward you, there’s not much you can do once that warning goes off, but it’s just enough time to clear your browser history (in case your computer outsurvives you).

This is quite possibly the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has ever done.

The irony is that when Africa said - this is Africa, not Britain - the British said fuck off and claimed them for their empire.

“Not wanting other races and cultures to invade your culture doesn’t mean I hate their race. Just means I don’t want their cultures invading mine,”

The Fox News anchor’s comment *smh*

Odyssey’s existence is enough to justify buying Odyssey. It is a whimsical experience, plus Mario nipples. Does not disappoint. 

Leaving the Shrine of Resurrection and seeing all of Hyrule to explore. Nothing beats that.

“If there’s one thing we’ve learnt in the last thousand miles of retreat it’s that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanization.”

Getting cheap bubbly from Aldi and pissing off the French at the same time?

#butprettymuchallmen

I think them releasing it so close to Christmas keeps a lot of folks from grabbing it, like parents. Once the holiday hit last year for S/M, all of the global missions were successful (from what I recall). I feel the same thing will happen again, just need to have the distribution of Christmas to come around and boom,…

I’d love Valve to decide to launch HL3 not on the PC, but the Switch and claim that it’s the game changing experience they were looking for. Can you imagine the sheer PC Master Race rage? The internet would melt.

I think people often have a hard time separating “I don’t want to believe this” from “this isn’t true.” I don’t want to believe this. Hell, I didn’t want to believe it about Cosby back when his first accusers spoke up.

I fucking hate the “Mental Health” excuse shit. Not only is it demeaning to people who do actually suffer mental health problems and aren’t just domestic abuser thugs but they always go “every country has the problem”.

It’s a lot like the way we keep hearing that women are unreliable and emotional, yet all the mental illness and emotional weakness that kills people seeeeeems to be committed by hysterical men....

Man, if anywhere was going to have a magical bulletproof blanket of thoughts and prayers, it’d be a church on Sunday morning. I’m starting to get the sense that maybe those thoughts and prayers aren’t working as intended.

In a way, aren’t we all just actors reciting dialogue?

Glad you are keeping “indict” in indictmas. I can’t stand when people use the catch all of Happy Felonious Republican Season.

I loved it yesterday when Trump tweeted “DO SOMETHING!” in regard to Hillary and the crooked Dems. Yeah, he wants someone with some power somehow to do something, because he himself has no authority to do anything.