I had a Brewing professor in college who was from England, where apparently they don’t have skunks, and he related a story in which he had recently moved to California and was out driving with his wife and smelled a skunk. Having not met such a creature before, he naturally assumed that he had happened upon a local…

#notallheinies.

You could just shorten that to “Man Claims He Got PTSD from His Heineken” and it’d be no less reasonable.

He projects more than an Alamo Drafthouse.

Trump’s pre-Presidency Tweeting is now just a list of warnings about his own Presidency.

Am I the only person on earth who never even thought she was beautiful? Attractive, sure. Pretty, a bit. But very charismatic.

She also taught us how to completely fuck over the Royal Family with a coy smile in an interview.

SHE WAS THE PEOPLE’S PRINCESS!!!1!!11!!!

I see this is going down the standard story route of:

No, he was obviously wearing a pair of Sonics soap shoes

Cartman however had no qualms doing a red rocket.

We’ve got I’ve too!

Yeah, I still think a business person with no government experience would struggle, but it would not look like this.

I mean, to defend business leaders a bit, this is also not how you run a business.

What is it with guys doing “romantic” gestures that are really just horrible inconveniences for people? I mean, I’m sure some women do it too, but every time I’ve made a huge wince and gone “did you really stop to think for 3 seconds about who you could be harming/bothering with this” it seems to be a guy.

I have a Bachelor’s Degree but work at a minimum wage job.

Pickle Rick!!!

Ok......but he is not OBLIGATED to make videos for people. He does it because, you know....he CHOOSES to. I tend to think he is fully aware of the potential for people to find alternatives if he takes time off. At some point you have to do what you feel is best for you and if that means the potential of your source of…

My mother doesn’t touch any of her great grandchildren unless they approach her first. She says “what little kid wants to be touched by some really old lady they don’t know very well” And she is 100% better looking and better groomed than any other elderly lady I know. And she is right. And I will remember that.

I made it perfectly clear to my family that no one hugs or kisses (or touches) my kids without their permission. My kids have to say hello or goodbye and I encourage handshakes or highfives,but they are never obligated to touch or be touched.