I watched both cars movies in a row for the first time about two months ago, one after the other.

And no.

Cars 2 is a goddamn trainwreck. It’s a tonal mess that cannot fin it’s way to clarity on what movie it wants to be, lurching awkwardly from brutally violent spy thriller to Southern hick mocks foreign cultures…

You used the words perfect and good to describe a McDonald’s burger. So it’s clear you don’t understand anything.

(just being silly, you probably understand things fine)

Magikarp Jump, on the other hand, can be played offline and from the safety from your own sheltered home. No regrets!

America is the estranged and bitter teenager who just lectured Europe-Mom for being a drunk divorcee, slammed the car door, yelled “I’ll never be like you!”, reversed out of the driveway, and straight into a passing bus.

When was being kid-friendly the same as a “fake piece of shit”?

I’ve been at the same job for 12 years (the first job I got out of school) because it pays exceptionally well and allows me to do all the things I want to because I can afford it. But I absolutely hate my job. I wouldn’t trade down for a job that I would be happy with because that would limit my options of what I…

Have you ever done a job nonstop for 6 years that your heart’s not in, not because it makes you rich, but because you make the money you need to live?

As someone in childcare, I don’t have a lot of sympathy for his “if we make things kid-friendly we’re being fake” excuses. It is absolutely possible to be yourself and still refrain from cursing like a sailor and being crass, and if you feel like those elements are such a core component of who you are, maybe you need…

Uhhh... I don’t know what world you live in, but A LOT of people have repetitive jobs they don’t really care for because they need to pay the bills. And most don’t make a ton of money doing so. So I think you are mistaken when you say nobody would take that kind of job, especially if it made them a ton of money. A…

Nah, he is a douche for saying that anybody who makes kid friendly content for minecraft is a fake piece of shit. He could have moved on and just said, “I no longer have fun playing minecraft and I am moving on now to different things. Thank you for your years of support and helping me create a successful channel.”…

Ah, so he’s quitting a YouTube channel where he has to be a fake piece of shit, because he’s actually a real piece of shit.

He consciously sculpted his content and put himself into a position where his channel is popular and revenue generating. He is playing a game primarily marketed and played by children and now that he has grown into adulthood, he wants to be “true to himself”? No one forced him to make his content kid friendly, he did…

I hate people who equate being genial and good naturedness to being fake. Yes, some people put on that persona and ARE fake but there are a lot genuine and earnest people too who are REAL and they don’t cuss.

99% of alpha moves are just being an asshole tho

I could seriously see him ineptly trying to explain Omaha Beach to the surviving veterans at a Normandy dedication. The guy is just a fucking idiot, plain and simple.

It was also kind of fucked up watching Trump give the Polish a lecture on Polish history.

“You say ethics, I say stupid unwritten rules with no legal enforceability.”

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

It’s the Republican “everything he did was fine until he came for me and mine” logic.

Wii U? Is that an add-on for the Wii?