When will back hair come back? That shit is a lot harder to remove than a unibrow.

Yes, I think we can acknowledge this without ceding ground to their bullshi or weakening our position. I think Cooper was probably rolling his eyes because she was talking about the Glorious Leader’s victory yet again.

The 3D can be turned off but not the additional price of the 3D

I saw three women wearing shirts that said “Steminists”, it made my day.

OMGZ, BASEketball: my guilty pleasure.

Fox News is sending a strong message: that they will NOT stand by and allow serial sexual harassment to occur within their organization once the public finds out.

You may not think she’s beautiful, but she’s tall, thin, and blonde. She fits the part.

Can you imagine a world where Donald Trump had to compete against a woman? Why, he’d have to cheat and steal and lie to win in that matchup.

At this point, Russian connections are to the GOP what secret Cylons are to Battlestar Galactica...

I like seeing what can and can’t kill Link. Those metal doors in the magnesis trial? Dropped one on my head from the ceiling. Turns out they are super bad for your health.

They’re claiming that he’s one of the “good ones.”

“Fuck it, we didn’t get it right the first time.”

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

I can’t get over how Hannity keeps talking and interrupting as Koppel tries to explain. He’s ruder even as he tries to be gracious.

Believe it or not, fucking Mel Gibson. We Were Soldiers in 2002. Of course it would be Mel Gibson.

Among other things, it now makes total sense why Blunt was all on board with Weird Al’s parody of the song.

One thing is for certain: he will either tell the truth or he won’t.

It’s almost as if he matured over the years, and didn’t stay an 18 year old punk for his whole life. That’s only slightly snark. It’s weird this obsession we have with pinpointing someone at a certain time in their life and not letting them ever grow away from it.

It took me about an hour, but I was hellbent on taming the giant horse— which I have aptly named Andre. We’re bros now.