It’s rough, but it’s good. It’s the only game I can think of in the Legend of Zelda that’s literally about the Legend of Zelda, and living up to that legend.

I blame

“You will never climb to heaven with your hands full of penis.”

Actual footage from the Moon wars of the early 1900's.

What I wanted to express before about being depressed etc, was something I genuinely wanted to express to you. But I gave up halfway when you didn’t respond the way I expected and responded like an emo.

This whole falling for a streamer/cam girl seems to be the 21st century version of falling for the girl at the counter.

From the folks who brought us Book of Mormon with Josh Gad.....

How dare they put a pro-gay subplot in a movie about a Hermione Grainger fucking a goat-man.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

I have never had a problem telling my bartender that I don’t know what I’m doing. I find being nice, listening to their advice, and tipping well, gives you a lot of better drinks.

Nintendo says more than 60 indie games will be out for their new console by year’s end.

He doubled the winners at the Academy Awards last night. What more do you want????

Donald Trump has lapped The Onion at least a dozen times by now.

I ate them like that as a kid because that’s how my mom made them. I thought I didn’t like steak until I got to college and had one that wasn’t cooked to the point of being rubbery.

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

It isn’t! Family name was Drumpf, changed because it sounds like an especially wet fart.

“...the president paused for a moment to stare deeply into its undercarriage.”

Who among us would resist tweeting insane bullshit if we knew for a fact that the second we submit it, CNN will have a panel of people try and make sense of it. I’d be The Riddler within two fucking weeks.

I like the drag. It re-emphasizes that women are perceived as less than men. Craig loses power by putting on a dress, he becomes less than. If a woman were to put on a man's suit (the suit that he was wearing) she would gain power. Man as woman= silly ridiculous. Woman as man = serious. The whole women should aspire…