Used Magnesis to grab a chest, accidently hit myself in the face with it, taking damage.

Would trying to keep a bear make up for it? I just found the whole scenario hilarious. From the stable owner’s reaction to the simple image of a clothes-less Link riding a bear, it’s magical and one of the many reasons I love this game.

I named him Big’un.

And who writes a Vietnam movie that’s patriotic (in the nationalist sense)?

Something, something, market forces, something, something, free market, something, something, every company has the right to hire and serve according to their conscience.

I rotated the controller 180 degrees around the Z-axis and it puts the ball right into the last part of the maze. Rotate is back and job’s done.

It’s just a few bits of paper...

I’m not sure if I’d be surprised if it turned out that Donald Trump isn’t his real name.

Everything is either political, philosophical or - as is usually more likely - both.

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

Go for it and to hell with what people think.

Hell, I’d argue that the First family belongs to the public too. As President, he’s not the boss - the American Public is, and the scary thing is that I don’t Trump realised that when he stood for office.

I’m pretty sure it needs to know Psychic to trigger it’s Z-Move.

And what are the odds that if Trump builds a 10 foot wall, the only company in Mexico that builds 12 foot ladders is owned by Trump?

I just wish that the Mexican President would agree to a meeting, fly in to Washington, get off the plane, point to the jet and say “That’s how your wall can be defeated”, then turn around and go home.

I consider myself lucky that I managed to get all the mythical Pokémon from last year (and with both Y and Alpha Sapphire I picked up two of most of them) and also took advantage of the brief window where I could get all the mythicals through the QR code glitch from the year before.

I always go with the Fire starter (pun kinda intended) because it’s typically the last type you get to catch in the game and I like fire (what, you’re not my therapist).

I hope Kid Rock recreates the opening scene from Silicon Valley.

Weird, all those blows to my gentlemen bits must have been akin to a lovers embrace because I’ve been smacked in the balls several times in my life and whilst it hurts like all hell, it’s temporary (although not brief).