For some reason, I honestly though this would be The Internet is for Porn, sine that seems to be the only song anyone ever takes away from that show.

HOT. ROD. FLAMES!!!!!

Well, that's just your theory...

Ah, religious intolerence.

Maybe it's just me, but I wonder how many of the people that rang up were conspiracy theorists?

She turned me into a newt!

I don't, if that's your biggest flaw, your biggest concern or your biggest problem, then that's kinda sad. Our problems are what define us, it's what drives us to be better, and feeling that we're not having the optimal amount of fun is a pretty crappy problem.

What has happened? How in the hell have we turned fun into something we get stressed over? How have we come to the point where people are frustrated that there's fun being had that they aren't involved in?

I'm tempted to make a joke but I'm always irked by stuff like this.

Buyer beware

I hear that a lot. Tight gun regulations have, without fail, significantly decreased the number of mass shootings in every country that introduces them, but for some reason, it just wouldn't work in America and, bizarrely, the inverse is seen as being true.

Any job that requires you to interact with the general public is generally going to make you realise just how rude people can be. I'm still amazed that after all these years, the notion that shouting at service workers is the best way to get what you want, when I'll always give better service to happy, polite,…

Absolutely. I've always been of the opinion that everyone should do a few years in the service industry in an attempt to show just how hard and thankless these jobs can be.

Nope, but I have heard of a sweet cinnamon apple pizza, and I cannot fathom how that can't work.

There's nothing wrong with competitiveness, but it has to be tempered with the knowledge that there can be only one winner and, statistically, that means you're probably going to lose more than you're going to win.

That's similar to something I came up with whenever I hear someone say that they've never made a mistake.

A true cult classic.

It bugs me that parody is seen as a lesser creative goal than creating something original. As if it's somehow easier. Weird Al (and his band) have worked, successfully, in almost every single musical genre. Personally, I find being creative within the structure of something else (like someone else's song) is a lot…