We’ve got one that says “get you head out of your apps”

Only commit one crime at a time. Tail light out? Don’t smuggle cocaine. License not renewed? Don’t have a body in the trunk. Windshield cracked? Don’t pick up prostitutes.

So, I guess: If your car’s got a bug, don’t have drugs. If your license is revoked, don’t drive with someone who’s croaked. If you can’t see where…

Be A Thinker, Use Your Blinker!

As a Massachusetts native, this is still my favorite.

Enjoy your date, road head can wait.

Some guy in Qatar decided to have a go at making a supercar. It is to the Lamborghini Aventador what the Youabian Puma is to the Nissan Murano CrossCabrio :(

Here’s the production version caught in the wild:

*punk kid* hey mister, is your refrigerator running?

This is my German rental car:

My good friend just bought one of these. The 2016 525g. Apparently, it’s a more luxurious model, and comes with creature comforts such as a saddle brown (SensaTec, leather cost $1,450.) saddle. I asked if it had iDrive, but he said that that was part of a $2,500 Technology Package. Option packaging is terrible on…

Here was another relatively obscure use for a Model T which I am pretty sure I need in my life.

Awd is not a winter tire replacement.

Do you even understand the culture at all? Do you know how many engine swaps take place in the stance world? LS powered Mazdas, 2J powered BMWs, S52 powered Nissans... The list goes on and on. People design their own turbo set ups in their garage and slap them on their weird cars with zero aftermarket because they can…

I know, right? Hasn’t anyone ever told that bitch “puff puff pass?” or “the proletariat must rise up and take back the means of production, so long held unfairly by the greedy and self-centered ruling class?”

I am a Millennial
I studied and am employed in Marketing, allow me to marketing fluff-up my sentiments on this heap:

Yes, after you make the initial investment for a basic set of tools and become increasingly convinced you can tackle anything...stop keeping track of money spent. Like, don’t even think about it. Ever.

As an owner of a 2013 Elantra GT I have to agree with you. The engine perpetually feels underpowered, and the automatic is about as smooth as driving on a cobblestone road. And I bought mine brand new. Let’s just file that under “bad life decisions.” Though there are two positives - I can make the tires squeal and…

These things were the biggest POS on the road in the last decade. They started to fall apart as soon as you drove it off the lot. And stupid things, like door handles, large interior trim pieces and the like. Add in the legendary VW engine “reliability” and you hade a lemon that yellow versions of this turd looked…

You are an idiot.