I have a fourth car. It’s a 1985 Lotus Turbo Esprit. It doesn’t carry much, it’s not leased, and it certainly doesn’t always work and cannot be fixed by just anyone.

I thought this was a commercial about stupid people, not for a car. Did I miss something?

I agree 100%. I’d say that Mercedes and Audi are kicking BMWs ass when it comes to appearance of their cars. I think that we can blame Chris Bangle for turning one of the coolest car manufacturers into one of the most WTF.

Awww... did someone hurt your feelings, Mr. cant-work-a-clutch-to-save-my-life.

It's only reliable if it's the same 12 days every year.

I don't think you're an asshole because you drive a BMW. I think you're an asshole (one of many who also drive a BMWs), because of the comments you make, such as "Don't hate what you can't afford." It's something about BMW specifically - not Audi, Mercedes, etc. - that draw that kind of I'm-Better-Than-You…

That's the car we deserve, but not the one we need.

I came in here wanting to want that Mercedes. But the Buick. THE BUICK. I think I'd take up smoking and drinking (well somehow drinking more than I already do) for that car.

I guess they figured Ford's been ripping off their old stuff for a little while now, so they need pay back

I bought a '73 Bavaria from Minnesota. Shielded wire is your friend...

BMW E36