#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

Only in the country Qatar,
Could a rape victim find themselves behind bars,
For simply alerting a jailer.
Wait...goddammit, this could totally happen at Baylor,
Go fuck youself, Ken Starr.

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

Except she’s probably just a millionaire, missing that last comma. Sad!

When I was in Iraq, one of the Civil Affairs officers had gotten her commission from Penn State’s ROTC program. She demanded her Humvee driver get a huge-ass Penn State nittany lion mascot stenciled on the side of her door. None of the other trucks had anything like this, so I presume the local insurgents thought it…

Do we still do comment of the year? Cause I nominate this one.

“That’s not a tattoo, it’s a visible injury”

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

How to field strip, clean, and re-assemble and shoot your rifle

Many folks find the secret you’ve almost discovered, that cheap vodka filtered is even better to drive on than expensive vodka unfiltered. It goes right outta that Brita bottle and right into the flask. Driving pleasure, nothing like it, and sooooo cost-effective!

The widdle tail!

I have one baby that I wanted.

whiskers! I can see whisker buds! squee!

She did it for attention. Look at her tweets after the fact.

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

2070 unread emails is so much worse to me than the gastrointestinal issues that may be caused by “Chipotle’s”

Wow. A DATED reference.

The idea that Washington picked up his option because of incompetence is absurd. These are the Redskins. It was clearly done out of spite.