Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Probably the first time we’ve seen the sixers mop the floor with anyone.

“I want you to go after them like they’re videographers or sexual assault victims.”

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

I miss my family dearly today, but I’m glad I don’t have to partake in this shit. Hopefully next year we’ll all chill the fuck out.

Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.

The ruling on the field is overturned: No catch

Oh great, the SJWs are saying we can’t strangle babies now?

The affair doesn’t really matter but that the Enquirers bought the story about it to prevent it from getting out is a big deal.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

At Houston Community College we were given a choice of whatever billboard we could see from the county lock up window.

Sure it looks like a dramatic transformation, but you have to remember that the lighting’s very different, and it’s probably sucking in for the “after” shot.

Soooo...Mt St. Helens seems like it should be hot but is actually cold inside?

Just a bit of warning to you buddy: as someone that loiters in Starbucks, the wives/girlfriends sent in for coffee while the other half sits in the car tend to be rather flirty with the other folks waiting for coffee. Just sayin’

I hope the league comes down on them for this. Not because I support the policy or the actions, but I just want to see it on record a court case with an argument over electric football.

less weird than how trump ends up on third

“I’m not saying it’s her fault. I’m not! I’m not. I’m gonna tell you what...I’ll tell you...maybe, maybe, I’m just saying maybe if Hillary wasn’t so focused on her own lies and corruption and her own political ambitions – she’s had these ambitions for a long time, she’s a career politician, and that’s what they do,…

“Trumplogic” : “Please ignore these things that happened ten years ago, that’s not the person I am and I’m sorry. Instead, I implore you to focus on the things this person tangentially related to my opponent did twenty years ago, as it is 100% indicative of the character of an entirely different person.”