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I’m guessing the motor and safety brake failed. Reminds me of the escalator failure in the dc metro a few years back

He is collecting a copy of every magazine with his picture on it, so he can show everyone how important he is. That’s what cluttered his desk in Trump tower.

I’m always amazed at how cheap congresspeople are. 60k is like 2 years of private school tuition. The ROI is off the charts. Congress is the best investment you can ever make.

I consider it my “me” time.

I consider it my “me” time.

I have to admit that I’m torn.

Republicans view their candidates the way football fans view their star players/coaches. Sure, he crashed his car into a bus load of kids while high as a kite / tried to strangle a girlfriend / looked the other way while the assistant coach was raping little boys .... but GO TEAM!

I woke up in the middle of the night to my exceptionally drunk roommate (returning from a “dry” frat rush party) peeing on the floor. I shouted “Hey, quit pissing on the floor”, and he then aimed higher, and wiped out my physics notes on the desk.

I hope I’m never judged by the content of my spam folder.

I want to see Trump’s tax return, and a TB test.

Add to the list above that Hillary Clinton doesn’t sweat. She’s discussed this before, for example here: https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/why-som…. This is apparently not a new thing, and it’s not all that rare of a condition. It does mean that she’s probably more prone to overheating than most, but other than that it’s

It’s not just that they don’t advance the mission; they hinder it in every way. Every vice-dean of whatever has to come up with some BS to justify their position, which means that everyone at the lower to mid levels (lab managers, PIs, etc) has to deal with paperwork/training for that new BS program. At higher levels,

I truly don’t understand twitter. Why does “big wet ass” get 90 retweets?

It’s only fraudulent if you’re brown, silly!

Hey, for any amateur embryologists out there, here’s a 14 day old mouse embryo for comparison.

Shouldn’t a photo of the flaccid peckers be kept on file with the state health department,to prove that the medication was provided properly?

The battle over the editing of Brazil is legendary. The studio execs didn’t think the movie tested well with American audiences, and in particular, thought the movie should have a happy ending. There were multiple edits made, and for a while Universal wouldn’t release the film at all in the US (despite it winning

the plot kinda becomes a mess until it reaches one of my favourite endings in all of cinema.

I'm sure the Sherwin Williams looks good on you, but I find it doesn't hide stains or previous colors very well. Their paint just doesn't have enough thickness to hide any imperfections. I switched from SW to Behr Ultra when I remodelled my basement, and I have found that it covers a lot better. Unless you're

Part of this is that low pressure sodium lights (the standard orange-yellow hued streetlights) have a **negative** color rendering index. Since they only emit a single hue of light (around 589 nm), there are no cues for your eyes to use to detect color — an object either reflects that hue, or it doesn't. Your brain

I think you'll get the error message "Can't open MacTCP's domain reslover"