I’m guessing the motor and safety brake failed. Reminds me of the escalator failure in the dc metro a few years back

He is collecting a copy of every magazine with his picture on it, so he can show everyone how important he is. That’s what cluttered his desk in Trump tower.

I’m always amazed at how cheap congresspeople are. 60k is like 2 years of private school tuition. The ROI is off the charts. Congress is the best investment you can ever make.

I consider it my “me” time.

I consider it my “me” time.

I have to admit that I’m torn.

Republicans view their candidates the way football fans view their star players/coaches. Sure, he crashed his car into a bus load of kids while high as a kite / tried to strangle a girlfriend / looked the other way while the assistant coach was raping little boys .... but GO TEAM!

I woke up in the middle of the night to my exceptionally drunk roommate (returning from a “dry” frat rush party) peeing on the floor. I shouted “Hey, quit pissing on the floor”, and he then aimed higher, and wiped out my physics notes on the desk.

I want to see Trump’s tax return, and a TB test.

Add to the list above that Hillary Clinton doesn’t sweat. She’s discussed this before, for example here: https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/why-som…. This is apparently not a new thing, and it’s not all that rare of a condition. It does mean that she’s probably more prone to overheating than most, but other than that it’s…

It’s not just that they don’t advance the mission; they hinder it in every way. Every vice-dean of whatever has to come up with some BS to justify their position, which means that everyone at the lower to mid levels (lab managers, PIs, etc) has to deal with paperwork/training for that new BS program. At higher levels,…

I truly don’t understand twitter. Why does “big wet ass” get 90 retweets?

It’s only fraudulent if you’re brown, silly!

Hey, for any amateur embryologists out there, here’s a 14 day old mouse embryo for comparison.

Shouldn’t a photo of the flaccid peckers be kept on file with the state health department,to prove that the medication was provided properly?

I'm sure the Sherwin Williams looks good on you, but I find it doesn't hide stains or previous colors very well. Their paint just doesn't have enough thickness to hide any imperfections. I switched from SW to Behr Ultra when I remodelled my basement, and I have found that it covers a lot better. Unless you're…

I think you'll get the error message "Can't open MacTCP's domain reslover"

On the one hand, it is important to stand up for female scientists.

She's hoarding canned goods? Let her know that Obama has the NSA keeping tabs on her purchasing habits, so the UN Redistribution Squads know of her hoarding. They will definitely raid her kitchen and give her green beans to gay Puerto Ricans.

What is truly remarkable is that after 8 rounds of plugging this poor guy's rectum, one of the cops didn't plant some evidence. SEE! WE KNEW HE HAD 2 KILOS OF COKE UP THERE!

Mary Rosh sure thinks so.