Prayer, when you won’t help, but don’t want to look bad.

Let’s assume for a moment you are who you say you are.
Let’s also assume your allegation against the ref is true.
The reaction of your teammates was still wholly incorrect and illegal. There are many, many ways that you and your team could have and should have reacted. Did you tell your coach? Did you tell your…

If the ref didn’t want to be hit like that then he shouldn’t have been standing where he was and wearing the clothes that he had on. He brought this on himself. He knew damn well what would happen the second he left his house dressed like that and I don’t feel sorry for him one bit.

If Kanye’s job now is to just troll the shit out of Taylor Swift at every available opportunity then I am completely on-board.

Take them to school, dipshit.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

In the future, Trooper Encinia should conduct himself at all times in a manner that will reflect well upon himself, the department, and the State of Texas.

I assume this is a snarky reference to all the assholes who said Michael Brown was “no angel” because he probably smoked pot and engaged in some petty crime as if making bad choices justifies his murder. Just in case people think this comment is asinine.

For the record, my shit smells AWFUL. Like maybe I should see a doctor. And I’m sorry I offended your pals at Fox and Friends. I hope they’ll be okay.

I’m just happy Stevie Wonder was able to see it.

My favorite thing about this series: clearly current or recent members of sororities are sending this stuff to Jez. Therefore, there must be people on the inside, who have enough love for their chapter to join and pay dues - but who can recognize when ridiculous ish is going down. Butthurt commenters, remember that…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

This, for sure. I grew up around trucks (my parents owned a small trucking company) and spent some time driving trucks (including fuel tankers) in the military. Unless you've driven one, you'll forever underestimate just how much more time it takes to set up any maneuver, to accelerate, and most importantly to…

When you buy produce in perforated containers, rinse and reuse as little sieves.

Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.