COVID is one few things where being an insufferable asshole actually works to your advantage.

I know people who think like this and it blows my mind and is also a little victim blame-y? Like the millions of Americans who got sick from this virus just weren’t living right, not like you. You healthy, special person with your fantastic immune system from living your correct lifestyle.

I watched the hearing, I remember being absolutely shocked by his conduct. He was completely unhinged and came off guilty as fuck.

His behavior should have disqualified him alone, but you gotta get those sweet conservative SC votes I guess.

It’s wild how many old-timey sexist beliefs are centered around the possibility of our organs flying out of our vaginas. Such a specific and frighteningly common concern.

I remember, one million years ago watching an episode of KUWTK where Scott was complaining that Kourtney’s body wasn’t the same after she had kids. He said something about being insanely attracted to her tight body when they met and missing that.

I think his issues are that he’s extremely shallow and that he doesn’t…

Ok but none of that means she can’t have boundaries. Just because she cultivated a provocative persona doesn’t mean that she can’t have personal struggles that she’d rather not discuss in a public forum.

Nothing makes me want to hurl myself into the sun quite like transphobia disguised as concern for women.

In my 30+ years of being a woman, using women’s bathrooms, I have literally never seen anyone’s genitals. Maybe I’m just not looking hard enough?

Trump only called her ugly because he’s a misogynist and that’s the worst thing he can think of to say about a woman.

One of my favorite things is when a Trump supporter being interviewed said he liked some picture of Trump eating KFC because it made him feel like he was just like him, like they had some common ground. Motherfucker was eating KFC with a golden fork and knife on his private jet.

When I started dating my husband, he had a couple of roommates and the one he shared a bathroom with was a woman and I definitely ended up having to steal one of her tampons once, so I can see the point of keeping a multipack around so your uterus-having friends are taken care of in an emergency. But having the whole…

Ugh, I have a long-term, enduring, school-girl crush on Pedro Pascal and it’s just not fucking fair that he’s also good people irl and an ally.

I wonder if this is how it feels to have a shitty ex because part of me wants to see the twitter shitshow and part of me is appreciating the mental health benefits of not having to think about him anymore.

If I didn’t live in a different state and that situation came up, I would call my dad like, “drop what you’re doing and get to this Walgreens right the fuck now”, but absent that, just take it. Better in my shitty body than the trash.

I’m still struck by Trump’s whole...thing. He was such a cartoon character to me, this caricature of the philandering businessman who I was vaguely aware of and didn’t really take seriously. I guess there’s really no limit to what a mediocre white man can do with enough unearned confidence.

Fuck Madison Cawthorne.

I think that about elected officials all the time. The dude that yelled at AOC and called her a fucking bitch would have been fired so fast.

The Washington Post has a good writeup of what the riots were like for anyone inside the capital building: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-capitol-siege/2021/01/09/e3ad3274-5283-11eb-bda4-615aaefd0555_story.html

They also like Captain America and Homelander, safe to say these chucklefucks do not understand any of these characters or the points their creators were trying to make.

I can’t judge her and the rest of the klan for their plastic surgery too hard because they’re constantly under a microscope and that has to breed some monstrous insecurities. I remember when Kim was pregnant the first time, some tabloid had zoomed in on her armpit fat as a glaring example of what a fucking whale she…