Seldom a day passes where I’m not given a reason to be glad I cancelled my Amazon Prime account. Fuck Jeff Bezos.

I was working from home well before the pandemic kicked in and I can honestly say that sanity was much easier when I could go do stuff. I’d go out to eat, go to baseball games, meet up with friends, or I’d just grab my laptop and go work out of a coffee shop near me.

Now I’m just in the same fuckin house all day every…

These fuckers never miss the chance to play the victim.

Crazy how you can get competent legal counsel by, uh, paying them.

He’ll have to go up against actual billionaires who have all the time and resources in the world to fight this in court.

I maintain my position that service workers should get to tell off X number of customers per month without losing their job. The fact that they cannot retaliate beyond notifying management and hoping they take action is bullshit, no human should be expected to just put up with that kind of treatment.

Excuse me did this motherfucker not know that dying from hypothermia is a thing?

I guess maybe I’m assuming too much of someone who accepts money to abuse his pregnant girlfriend on camera.

Shout out to TikTok’s algorithm because I use it pretty regularly and I have no idea who this person is.

I want to send a bottle of the booze of their choice to every person who got on Zoom to rip these fuckers apart.

I’ll bet money that they only considered doing this because they thought no one was paying attention and they wouldn’t get any backlash for it. Idk how savvy members of the Board of Canvassers are but…

That’s not going to happen until years from now. When they studied this in California, they found that there was statistically significant increase in visits to the ER for pneumonia before we started reporting cases in the US. There’s also the fact that we have over 300,000 excess deaths this year in the US and…

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

Love that MySpace selfie angle, it makes it look like they each have one actual chin.

In July, Cawthorn claimed that Democrats are the actual racists, for supporting programs like affirmative action. Cawthorn has also stated in interviews that the Black Lives Matter movement has been “hijacked by Marxists,” that one of the biggest problem facing Black communities is “fatherless homes,” and that…

This looks like a good place to plug his opponent, Moe Davis, who not only graduated from college but also served his country in the Air Force. The gap between these two men when it comes to accomplishments and qualifications is incredible, as is the fact that Cawthorne is still ahead in the polls (albeit, barely).

Ok but what if the Zoom call is super boring?

Yep, the genes for that chin are strong AF and he got it. My dad is about 5 inches taller than both of his parents, Melania might have some tallness in her family history somewhere that Barron got.

Oh man, there’s gonna be so much concern, so many furrowed brows. I’m sure the disintegration of democracy is going to really trouble them while they do fuck all about it.

This is how he negotiates, this is exactly what he does with contractors, he threatens to withhold payment until he gets what he wants. The problem is that even when he gets what he wants, he still doesn’t pay.

This isn’t for an “audience”, he’s trying to bully people into voting for him. It seems stupid to those of…

My first thought when I saw this was how up and coming rappers will rent chains and expensive cars for music videos to look richer than they are.

I want to see the first woman president also, but I don’t want to see a woman president get into that position the way she’d do it.