That vaccine is his last hope for maybe getting reelected. He’ll do everything he can to make sure a vaccine of some kind is released and then all of his campaigning will be about how he saved us all from the pandemic regardless of how safe or effective the vaccine is because he would burn this country down to rule…

Yes. And there are actually rich republicans that believe in climate change but also vote R because they’re afraid of minorities and they don’t want to pay taxes.

My in-laws have a house in a tiny Florida beach town that has this random ass strip of McMansions. You will see solar panels on top of a house with a Prius…

I spent the majority of my life living near a couple of the richest zip codes in the country. Rich people style comes in a few flavors:

The fact that more people aren’t freaking the fuck out makes me feel like I’m taking crazy pills. My gut tells me our democracy* won’t survive another Trump term, either due to the slide into full-on fascist dictatorship or the fact that incompetent mashed potato-brained narcissist is going to get us all killed.…

I loved to play this game with cheats on. Make yourself fly, go to a level with a bunch of these guys and fly up high so they can’t catch you but they’re all gathered together and then shoot one and watch them all blow each other up. Then do it again with the cheat that turns blood and gore into flowers and candy and…

Omg I wanna be bored so bad. I want the news to be boring. I want to not give a shit about who cabinet members are. I want to watch the president speak and be bored instead of filled with rage. Make America Boring Again.

I 100% believe the rumors that she fucks her bodyguard. While I don’t think they have a full-on open marriage, I think they’re both ok with turning a blind eye to the other’s infidelity. They know what their marriage is and isn’t.

My mom was born in 1956 and grew to be 6'0" (she was the shortest of her siblings, my grandfather was a gigantic Irishman). She had to do stuff like make her own dresses or alter men’s pants because she had pretty much no options back then for clothes. She ended up being an amazing seamstress out of necessity.

There is definitely a part of me that dreaded a female or POC candidate because of this bullshit, but that’s also how they win and not a reason to not nominate a woman or POC (or someone who’s both). These assholes are nothing if not predictable and Trump only knows how to play the hits.

It’s going to be a rough…

I have several gripes with Kamala Harris but watching her verbally disembowel shitty men just fills me with delight.

I want to be snarky because I’ve peed in the woods many times, hell I got my period on a camping trip where the only facilities available was a hole in the ground, but I imagine that to an actual prince, a woman who just pees in the woods like it’s no big deal and only brings a backpack to a camping trip is a whole…

Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

I don’t live in his potential district but I am on the very edge, my neighbor across the street is in his district, so I see the ads and stuff for him and it always cracks me up. He’s this baby-faced kid in a bulletproof vest holding his rifle with one of the WASP-iest names I’ve ever heard talking about stopping…

This all points to the fact that every person involved never had to actually work for anything. So many of the excuses they give for shit like this wouldn’t pass muster in any school or workplace that actually expects a level of competency.

In an interview with Fox and Friends today, President Trump said the coronavirus “will go away like things go away,” falsely claiming children are “almost immune” to covid-19.

No, he’ll spout about 4 paragraphs of complete nonsense, call the reporter nasty, and then take a question from OANN about how difficult it must be to be the handsomest president in the history of the world.

What about him? Pretty much everyone has said you don’t have to wear a mask if you’re exercising outside and are able to practice social distancing.

Am a white woman and I also have baby hairs in the left corner of my hair line but my mother was biracial, so that might have something to do with it?

I’m gonna go with he thinks he’s taking it but it’s a box of tic tacs with “HYDROCKSYCLOROKWIN” written on it in Sharpie.

See, that’s pretty clearly spelled out, you and I know that to be true, but what’s “true” and “the law” has never mattered to him at any point in his life so why start now?