There are an untold number of actors who would punch their mother for a regular role on a TV show that’s been on for 9 seasons. Even if you don’t like the show she still had to hustle and put the work in to get and keep that role.

For real. Their divorce is almost old enough to drive, I’m sure she doesn’t give a single fuck about who he dates.

You and I are gonna take this our graves.
I can’t do that, I’m in love with you.
Snap out of it!

And now that I watched that clip on YouTube to make sure I got the line right I have to watch the whole movie.

I definitely read this comment in the velvety voice of Sir Patrick Stewart.

Ok but will it tell me if a bathroom has stalls or is a one-seater? Because that’s important information when I’m assessing my bathroom needs in multiple scenarios.

I’ve met enough wealthy people to know that at a certain point you’re directly chasing wealth for wealth’s sake. These people are Gollum holding onto the ring for dear life because they need it, they need to have that money and be billionaires because it’s part of who they are. This isn’t about having enough money to…

My mom had a tummy tuck many years ago and they gave her a newish belly button, like they took her original belly button and moved it. I wonder if that’s not always an option?

Most of what I know about baseball is when to yell.

This is bringing me back to that week where Deadspin and Jez switched writers and I’m here for it.

I didn’t like baseball until I moved to a town with a decent minor league team, the minor league games are actually fun. I have no desire to go to a major league game or watch a game on TV, but I’ll be at the minor league games drinking cheap beer and yelling once the season starts up again in April.

He’s a billionaire, there’s no such thing as “enough money” to him.

I never gave Zuck much thought and didn’t see the movie about him, but watching his testimony and reading about his recent panic over Elizabeth Warren and his newfound love for the far-right it all clicked. This isn’t someone with ideals (not anymore at least), this is a scared man trying to protect his fortune and he…

I would really like to meet every single person who thought this letter was a good idea so I can finally meet the dumbest motherfuckers in the United States government. God damn that’s bad.

“White privilege” is sort of like “toxic masculinity” in that people make an assumption about the meaning, make absolutely no attempt to verify their assumption, and then act like it’s liberal nonsense instead of a real thing that happens in society and affects all of us.

Couple that with the fact that there’s a…

wait what?

It also perplexes me when rich people have bad tattoos. I guess money really doesn’t buy taste or sense?

Ah yes, joking that a child you disagree with should be raped. So funny and subversive.

The fact that he thought that might be funny says a lot of disturbing shit about him.

I truly believe this was explained to him, and I truly believe he retained not a god damn word of it. His brain stopped acquiring new information some time in the 80's or 90's.

Thank God for Payless and their range of sizes, I do not understand why it’s so hard for shoe retailers to carry a larger range of sizes.

Yep, I was 5'10" by the time I was 14 and it’s a pain in the ass to be a tall girl. It’s hard to dress because your legs, arms, and torso are too long, your shoulders are too broad, and lord help you if you’re also carrying a bit of extra weight. Not to mention the joy of having feet too big for the “cute” shoes.

As…