My husband’s cat will lay over his shoulder. He got him as a young kitten and made it a point to pick him up in different ways from the beginning so the cat was comfortable with it. I have pictures of him wearing the cat on his shoulders like a scarf.

I’m gonna take a stab at it.

He probably meant to say “We’ve got a son together”. He started to say “She’s got a son” then his mashed potato brain remembered that Barron is his son too, so he finished as if he’d said “We’ve”. You see, he wouldn’t say “She...We’ve got a son together” because that small correction would…

Wait, that’s not what it’s about? Well nevermind then.

This was my first thought, that’s pretty much his management style so why wouldn’t he apply it to his children?

If the three of them weren’t such awful people I’d feel sorry for them.

I’ve worked in fast food and retail and yeah, people can talk about automation all they want but there’s still a sizable population that’s not going to be able to figure out the touch screen and need help. Not to mention people being able to ask for weird customizations that a person can relay to the person making the…

Yes, the iPhone XS Max will get a price drop so the monthly price for the payment plan should go down too.

I love when these gun-loving types can’t even practice basic gun safety.

Wow, first Missy drops a new album and now this guy’s dead? This has been a pretty solid birthday so far.

Not to mention that there’s almost no research on the long term affects because it’s too new PLUS the fact that you can vape more places than you can smoke (although that’s changing) means some people are vaping more than they would smoke, which is only going to exacerbate any negative effects.

I get the feeling we’re…

Oh man, questionable facial hair? Lives in van? Unemployed? Sign 22-year-old me the fuck up. I can’t wait to buy him McDonald’s and lie about him to my parents.

I moved from South Florida to North Carolina and before the move I had started scoping out the housing market because we were thinking about buying and yeah, no chance of living somewhere we can afford without an HOA. They’re everywhere in Florida.

I moved from Florida (aka the hot garbage swamp) to the mountains and summer is actually pretty pleasant here? I’ve been doing outdoor activities in the summer by choice and it’s blowing my mind.

Honestly you’re so fucking right.

My husband couldn’t care less about clothes or fashion but if we’re watching something on TV and a character has a cool jacket he’s about it.

They could have always segued into a sequel where he’s been happily married for 30 years to a woman his own age and he now finds himself grappling with the realities of getting older and wondering what his place in the world is now that he’s too old to do the one thing that defined him for most of his life.

But that…

I saw a commercial for this movie that referred to it as “Tarantino’s masterpiece” and my first thought was, “no, that’s Jackie Brown”.

It really is the best one and so underrated.

Also worked at Starbucks for about 5 years and $4 an hour is crazy high. I worked at a store in a mall for a couple of years and during the peak of holiday season when we had a line out the door from open to close we were maybe pulling $2.50 an hour.

I’m personally really enjoying the mental image of him hunched over his laptop at 2 am, chugging coffee and pouring his heart and soul into this magnum opus about how the media that reports on every shit he takes is trying to silence him.

A former medical student who raped an unconscious woman “availed himself of an opportunity” he could not resist due to the stress of “leading an exemplary life,” his lawyer has argued.

“a sanctuary city for the unborn”

B.