Nope, this was a regular bar and a regular can of Bud Light.

It’s Miami, $80 for a $20 bottle of wine checks out.

All these rich and famous types seem to settle down in the same areas and their kids probably go to the same schools, I feel like there are more odd-couple seeming friendships like this than people think.

BREAKING NEWS: MALIA OBAMA DOES NORMAL COLLEGE GIRL SHIT

I know a guy in a band that’s like this, they play together mainly for fun but they’re good enough to get paid gigs so they’ll do one here and there for beer money, but it’s not a full on “side-hustle” by any means.

It’s either fake or an alarming level of batshit crazy.

Funny, so you came to that conclusion at the end of an article that detailed all the little ways women try to protect themselves in these situations.

Get used to it, every Dem who’s even thought about being president is going to take a shot at Trump. He’s vulnerable and insane and getting more unpopular by the day, I just hope they know that won’t keep him from being reelected anyway.

To be fair, these talking points read more as a “shut up and go away” script than doing PR for Schultz.

Why on earth would this girl tell the entire world that this happened? Why on earth? Do you know what it’s like for survivors? Do you know what it’s like to tell people? Don’t you roll your eyes at me. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I am 100000% done with unqualified billionaires wanting to run for office, candidates that are over 65, and “running the country like a business”, the idea of it has always been ludicrous to me and I never understood the rationale behind it.

While this sort of thing presents a huge inconvenience for me personally (my husband may be flying out to an important job interview next week), I’m glad.

Most liberals shun gun ownership and have no way of resisting a government that turns tyrannical.

The twitter meltdown from President Big Boy would be incredible. So many misspelled works and exclamation points.

Ah yes, I have fond memories of explaining why you can’t get a Coolatta at Starbucks.

My old Jetta lasted me for 7 years and 170,000 miles and I replaced it with a Golf, idk if I’ll get 170,000 miles out of it but it’s such a fun little car that I’m gonna try.

I see reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit..........................................................................................................noted

I’m guessing this turd-burger is going to get about 20% on Rotten Tomatoes and change exactly no minds.

You’re getting my old crap!

This list is missing blood oranges, rainier cherries, and strawberries.