Funny, so you came to that conclusion at the end of an article that detailed all the little ways women try to protect themselves in these situations.

Get used to it, every Dem who’s even thought about being president is going to take a shot at Trump. He’s vulnerable and insane and getting more unpopular by the day, I just hope they know that won’t keep him from being reelected anyway.

To be fair, these talking points read more as a “shut up and go away” script than doing PR for Schultz.

Why on earth would this girl tell the entire world that this happened? Why on earth? Do you know what it’s like for survivors? Do you know what it’s like to tell people? Don’t you roll your eyes at me. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I am 100000% done with unqualified billionaires wanting to run for office, candidates that are over 65, and “running the country like a business”, the idea of it has always been ludicrous to me and I never understood the rationale behind it.

While this sort of thing presents a huge inconvenience for me personally (my husband may be flying out to an important job interview next week), I’m glad.

Most liberals shun gun ownership and have no way of resisting a government that turns tyrannical.

The twitter meltdown from President Big Boy would be incredible. So many misspelled works and exclamation points.

Ah yes, I have fond memories of explaining why you can’t get a Coolatta at Starbucks.

My old Jetta lasted me for 7 years and 170,000 miles and I replaced it with a Golf, idk if I’ll get 170,000 miles out of it but it’s such a fun little car that I’m gonna try.

I see reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit..........................................................................................................noted

I’m guessing this turd-burger is going to get about 20% on Rotten Tomatoes and change exactly no minds.

You’re getting my old crap!

This list is missing blood oranges, rainier cherries, and strawberries.

Mike Pence is like that Survivor contestant that keeps their head down and tries not to make waves for the first few weeks to avoid being targeted for elimination, and then gets eliminated anyway because he wasn’t very good at the game to begin with.

He’s definitely on coke, she’s on whatever cocktail of pharmaceuticals makes his company bearable.

I checked Instagram this morning and was like, “The fuck is this??”

I’ve always felt like persistent rumors had a grain of truth to them, and there have been rumors about his illiteracy and amphetamine use for a long time and it always seems like he’s having trouble when he has to read stuff.

Mine are, I have a weird blank one and I can’t go to any of mine. Kinja’s...quirky sometimes.

It’s easier to make friends when you don’t exhibit almost every negative quality a person can have.