He was impatient for the memorials to end but expressed pride in himself for remaining publicly civil.

Ted Danson is fucking killing it on The Good Place, for many reasons including that moment when he switches gears completely as a character. It’s just masterful and he needs to be recognized.

All he does is slouch, he’s a trashy fucking slob.

Keep ‘em mad enough to fight and get those good ratings, but not so mad that they leave the show.

It’s not a thing, their tiny mouths just look like that.

I read once that you don’t really see birds or squirrels in poorer parts of North Korea for, uh, obvious reasons.

I imagined all of it being said by blonde women with sweet, southern accents.

Ooooh I have to try that.

My MIL used to sort of be a Karen, then she went to college for her MSW and what she learned in school and her experiences working with children in poverty de-Karened her.

THC is fat-soluble, so you need something fatty in the mix to get the fun stuff.

I sort of needed to be smaller, I had a little more fat on my liver than I should and I’m trying to squash non-alcoholic fatty liver disease before I get older and it gets harder.

When I was a kid I was WAY into Pokemon and genuinely upset that I couldn’t have my own pikachu because they’re so freakin cute.

I’m staying home and doing the opposite of shopping by going through my closet and selling some clothes.

Funny how we’ve been doing these briefings for almost 100 years and this administration is the first one to feel the need to issue restrictive rules of conduct.

He seems like a sociopath that assumed she’d care as little as he did.

Oh, there is no excuse for his shitty behavior, he’s an adult and this is who he’s chosen to be. It’s just sort of sad that he’s going to spend the rest of his life jockeying for approval from his shitstain of a father by attempting to emulate him and ultimately becoming a somehow shittier version of him.

To be clear, Don Jr is an insufferable, stupid asshole, but learning about his early life makes me a little sad for him. That poor kid never had a chance, Tiffany may be better off than any of them just because Dump doesn’t seem to want anything to do with her.

I keep hearing rumors about indictments coming, and I’m wondering if that’s actually happening or if someone keeps “leaking” it to fuck with him.

Someone threw away the post-it with the Twitter password on it.

Don’t be, they have a bunch of safety features and are way safer than traditional pressure cookers.