sparkplug128
SparkPlug128
sparkplug128

I always suspected that with the outlet items...

Tyga is totally that dirtbag you date when you’re too young to know any better. It was only a matter of time until she wised up.

Brokeback Mountain did pretty well, this probably won’t do as well as Brokeback Mountain, but I don’t think it’ll bomb.

I get both, I get 40 hours of sick time at the beginning of the year that I MUST use before the end of the year (otherwise I’ll lose it) and I accrue vacation time throughout the year, that I don’t need to use before the end of the year because it rolls over.

I can’t imagine all of the different ways that would fuck with your head and your self-image.

He didn’t go on the European tour, so he’s not there.

I went to one about 45 min away from where I live because they offered me $250 and a free breakfast. I straight up told the guy that I was there for the money, he ran through his regular sales pitch, and when he tried to get me to buy it I reminded him that I got up early on a Saturday and drove 45 min for $250, that

Same. I’m 5’10” and I can’t do dishes without my back hurting, the awkward angle, plus boobs, puts a lot of strain on my back. Cooking is usually fine because I’m moving around a bit more.

Yes :/

I’ve only had pho recently, and I’ve apparently been living right around the corner from an amazing pho restaurant for the last 3 years.

I would also add that hipster shit is not really a bad thing.

I have an eyeshadow brush that I bought like 9 years ago that I love and have never washed.

That dress is the worst fucking thing I’ve ever seen. Who thought it was a good idea? What is their justification for that? Why did they inflict this horror upon the world?

The fact that it’s referred to as “the abortion industry” means these people aren’t super in-touch with reality to begin with. Your fancy liberal facts mean nothing to them.

I might be wrong, but apple care plus seems like a better deal because its $129 for 2 years of coverage and $99 to replace your phone if anything happens, whereas with the regular mobile insurance from at&t you pay $7 a month ($168 over 2 years) and $200 to replace you phone (if it’s a newer one, they have a scale but

Same. I don’t normally take selfies, but I’m about 150% more vain when I have makeup on and end up taking at least one, so I’m ok with this.

This can be solved by investing in a good litter mat.

My cats have the same ability. We have two and my boyfriend and I always wake up squished in the middle of a cat sandwich.

Oh, to be as skilled and qualified as a white man...