As someone who sold her backup phone shortly before dropping her main phone in a lake, I second this. I have the insurance because I opted for a payment plan, and that was my justification for selling it. I failed to account for the fact that my (apparently uncommon) LG G4 would be on backorder from the insurer, so…

I got my first dog a couple of months ago after being a life-long cat owner and now I see what dog-people have been saying all these years. It’s hard to still be hung up on work when I open the door and see my insanely happy dog.

A sandwich you would eat for breakfast, usually eggs, some breakfast meat (sausage, ham, or bacon), and cheese in an english muffin or a bagel.

My boyfriend insists that it’s the best kind for breakfast sandwiches because of the melty-ness.

Same here. I was reluctant to get a paper planner because I figured that I would just use my phone, but I started keeping a bullet journal a couple of weeks ago and I love it.

Same, I lintroll myself before I leave my apartment and vacuum when I can.

I have a coworker who insists that “women operate based on emotion and men operate based on logic” and it drives me nuts.

Um what does that leave us? What are the non-annoying man-approved things I can do on social media?

I’m finishing up my prerequisites for the bachelors degree that I started ten years ago at my community college because it’s literally half the price per credit hour compared to the university I’ll be going to.

It recently dawned on me that he was the foxy Irish guy from Charlies Angels 2. He is the reason I sat through that movie.

Auto insurers say that married people deserve lower rates than others because they tend to drive more responsibly.

I’m down 15 lbs on probably the least restrictive diet of my life. I started counting calories, then I got tired of it and started just focusing on lean proteins and veggies and limiting my carbs and I’m still losing. It’s important to treat yourself, and I totally do, but as long you’re making good choices most of…

A lot of my female friends that game won’t use voice chat, one even got a voice modulator so she could play WOW. It’s just frustrating when someone is a dick because they noticed my lady voice, and that’s not something I want to deal with when I’m trying to relax and have fun.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this.

I used to live a couple of miles away from the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, and it will forever crack me up that it’s literally right next the jail in a very middle-class part of town with giant hedges that are like 20 feet high all around it. It’s like a weird representation of Donald Trump, a…

Ugh, I Googled it and it’s so much stupider than I thought it was: http://www.vocativ.com/news/206128/wh…

I truly don’t understand this, I too would like an explanation from someone who can tolerate almost 6 minutes of Gavin McInnes explaining whatever the fuck this is.

For years, my chief complaint against yogurt was the taste and the fact that it didn’t fill me up. Sometimes it made me hungrier, which is the opposite of what you want from food. Then I discovered that eating fat-free fruit flavored poop yogurt was my problem, not yogurt itself. Fage 2% with a bit of honey and some…

After seeing the commercial for Ted 2 on Hulu for the 85th time I looked up how old Amanda Seyfreid and Mark Wahlberg are and they’re 15 fucking years apart. She’s 29 and he’s 44.

I seem to be the only person I know who has a VW that hasn’t had any catastrophic issues. It has almost 130,000 miles on it and she’s still chugging along just fine.