Nope, I am too. Kids are never too young to know about partial-birth abortion.

Last years VMA's they panned over to Rhianna during some performance and she looked high as a kite, it's probably pretty common to go stoned, I can't say that I wouldn't.

Sweet! Thanks!

You can pre-order it from Gamestop for $40, I'm waiting until after the holidays because money.

I think you need to re-evaluate some things if the first thing that comes to your mind when you find out a person is gay is anal sex. You have a weird fascination with anal sex that clearly needs to be explored. Do you meet straight couples and immediately ask if they're into anal so you can decide whether or not to…

A friend of mine used to say, "It's not gay if you're both straight".

Well, women are sinful whores with no regard for human life, so naturally we would want to wait until the fetus can feel pain, because we are awful and need abortion laws to keep our awfulness in check. Obviously.

Can there be an article about what fashion trends men love that women hate? Like poorly fitting jeans, stained t-shirts, and fedoras?

Also, THE LOUDEST.

Sometimes it's all you have on you when shit gets real, and considering that most phones come with at least 8MP nowadays, they're not too shabby.

You don't know my life.

That's part of living in a society, with other people. Are there people who try to "game" the system to support themselves instead of working? Yes, absolutely, because there are assholes in the world. There are assholes who take advantage of certain social programs so they don't have to work. Just because these…

Aw, you're adorable.

It amazes me how much people resent the very idea that THEIR money is helping another human being in any way.

You weren't the only one.

I was in the first letters situation a few years ago, two close friends of mine dated and had a less than amicable breakup. I had pretty much those rules in place (except for the no-boning rule, they're both gay men, so that wasn't an issue), the only thing I would add is telling them the rules up front. Unless…

I don't give a shit if I live in Florida, this jacket will be mine. I'll sweat in it in the 80 degree weather.

As a former barista, the regular coffee is brewed in large batches, so it isn't really possible to brew a single cup particularly strong, you can however order an Americano with extra espresso and add some ice. Tea, on the other hand, can be made a bit stronger, I never order tea without a few ice cubes too cool it…

I used to be too, until I saw the episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians that he was on. He genuinely looked like such a smitten kitten, and apparently they've known each other a long time and he's been into her for a while. Considering how insane and narcissistic they both are, they're probably soul mates.

The comments on the Daily Mail article are amazing, as always.