Old Navy has been on my bad side ever since they decided that plus size girls only want to wear hideous tents. Although, I DO like that they have a line of clothes especially for tall women that acknowledges that tall women don't just have longer legs.

People are disgusting. Going after dead parents is a whole new level of terrible.

I'm pretty sure the people who say it's cruel have never had to chase a kid down in a crowded public area, people don't realize that those little legs can MOVE.

That's a pretty solid pout.

I was leashed, too! Apparently my mom didn't enjoy those extra workouts she got chasing me through the mall, grocery store, airport, and wherever else we happened to be. I was a runner, which is ironic, because I fucking hate running.

As a Florida resident, I did not know that. Yay us!

I know he's not my spouse, but, my boyfriend had pierced nips when we met. I was NOT into it, I tried, but I couldn't. They eventually came out, and his nipples are better for it.

The jug one is violent. That is beyond a fucking joke, and that kid clearly has some issues.

I won't be happy until that romantic comedy he wrote with her and Jon Hamm gets made. I need it, I need it in my life.

It wasn't the calories or the loss of teeth that got me off soda, it was the heartburn. Fucking heartburn.

Everybody loves butts.

I heard a rumor that she had lupus and was having hip problems because of it? I'm not sure if that's true, but it would explain the extended time off.

What a creepy fucking thing to want to sell to a person.

I seriously hope they keep ALL of that stuff in there. I'm legit worried that they're going to leave out Annie and their whole sub-plot.

Typically when the DVD of a season comes out, it hits Netflix shortly after.

I had no clue he had hair plugs. It really shows the value of a light touch when it comes to cosmetic stuff. I live near a pretty wealthy part of town, and I've seen more than my fair share of plastic surgery, and I'm always surprised when someone has work done and still looks human afterward.

I met Joel McHale when he did a stand-up tour years ago. He was a pretty nice dude, even after signing autographs for a long line of drunk people. Also, he's really good-looking in person and super tall, I'm 5'10" and he was head and shoulders above me. Tall, attractive, and nice pretty much checks all my boxes.

Early 80's Harrison Ford. I know he's still alive, and it's not that long ago, but Han Solo.

It was $65 last time I had to get it.

Finally, someone's addressing the real issues! I've always felt that there was wayyyy too much butt sex in Virginia.