My new favorite thing is any moscato that's not sickeningly sweet with orange seltzer water. Pretty much a white wine spritzer, but with 60-75% wine. It's lovely for spending the afternoon on your couch with your cat because it's too goddamnfucking hot outside.

Maybe instead of straying, people should TALK to their spouses. Is it super hard to be like "Hey, why don't we fuck anymore?", then have an adult conversation on why the sex dried up, why sex is important in your relationship, and how you can work together to fix it? That's how marriages last without cheating, you…

So women will still try to end an unwanted pregnancy, even if they don't have access to safe, legal abortions? SHOCKING.

Whoever his publicist is, they need to tell him to stop wearing those terrible pants. No one is going to take you seriously if you look like you just took a dump in your pants.

Yo, Imma let you finish, but the Amish Baking Co. stand at Bonnaroo had the best donuts of ALL TIME.

Since it's failing so hard, I'm expecting a "gritty reboot" in a few years.

For real, I feel like I only ever need tampons when I'm broke.

Primarily, but they're still aware of what's happening and learning. As one of my coworkers with young children pointed out, you can't just "lock them in the basement just because they won't remember any of it".

Well if you aren't the trolliest troll that ever trolled.

Really? I stand corrected.

I don't think Moneysaver knew about that crazy sale on XBOX Live. Today is the last day, and Tomb Raider is still up there for $19.99.

I don't have any gifs, but I feel you on these high electric bills. I live in South Florida, where it has been 94 degrees and 80% humidity for the past couple of months. My electric bill has been insane. I miss being able to go outside without immediately needing a shower.

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John McCain needs to work on his reading comprehension skills. It's "Unwelcome sexual CONTACT", not "CONDUCT", and none of his examples involves contact of any kind.

I mean, she IS on Fox "News", they don't let you in the door unless you scream "SOCIALISM!!!" about something.

Obviously I don't know what condoms you're buying or where you're buying them, but don't go to Walgreen's or CVS, condoms are freakishly expensive there. The 40 pack that I usually get is $25 there, its like $11 at Target.

I outweigh my boyfriend by 30ish pounds, and he has made no secret of how insanely attracted to me he is. It was weird for me at first, but then again no one tells you that men also like ladies with a little meat on them, too.

JESUS CHRIST AGAIN WITH THIS SHIT?

A 25-year-old woman who drinks, smokes pot, and dresses provocatively? Color me shocked.

I've had an enormous crush on Chris O'Dowd since I started watching The IT Crowd a few years ago. He's super crushable.