I’m sure Angelo will be happy to hear from your fake fan ass in the morning.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

How much hate mail do you have to send to forget why you're even sending some of it? 

I honestly don’t know how I can make sarcasm any more plain...

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

“They say a wall is medieval—well, so is a wheel,” Pres. Trump says at meeting near southern border. “A wheel is older than a wall.”

“Western culture superiority” is the most racist thing I can think of. Are there ASPECTS of liberal Western culture I think are great and should be replicated around the world? Sure! We shouldn’t have religious figure run public policy, we shouldn’t behead gay people, inhereted political power is an affront to human…

“The deep desire to paint Republicans as racists rather than defenders of Western cultural superiority leads the media to lie,”

If Splinter held a similar funding drive, what do you think it would ask its community to buy?

Gwyn likes tulips, sorry bro.

Let me speak for all Milwaukee dirtbags when I say I like the part where he hit the guy.

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

Hey Martin, a pleasure to have you on Splinter! 

I assure you that whatever mediocre older white dude you have pictured is EXACTLY what he looks like.

Yes, if anyone understands what the Democratic base is looking for, it’s Martin O’Malley’s former team. Feel the O’Malleymentum! 

This explains why the Vikings can’t win in the playoffs. A common motivating tactic among coaches, especially when one feels overmatched, is to remind their players that their opponent put on their pants the exact same way they do. Sadly for the Vikings, they know from the beginning that this isn’t true and the game…

You were so obsessed with the shoes you missed that, at no point is underwear mentioned.  I’m not saying Spielman is freeballing on game day, but I’m also not not saying that. 

I’m an above average 6'2 180 pound 29 year old male. If I was put in as a running back on 1st and goal from the 1 and given the ball (up to) four straight times

He looks like he either has a 14" penis or a spherical one