NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!

You didn’t right EAT SHIT in this entire blog.  The hospital’s changed you man.

Obviously he went out in the cold without enough layers.

How many inches do you think that thing is fully erect?

whatever

Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

Very proud that Ashley included my question and clearly did not read the whole thing. I said aside from Ivanka!

Considering Duke has all the tools necessary to win a title, and the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, and the Warriors are back at full strength, and both the Red Sox and Yankees have solid rosters, we’re looking at potentially the most insufferable set of champions in a very long time.

I don’t know. There are plenty of ways to rattle a saber that doesn’t make him come across as incompetent at his job.

“I can’t think of anything that is a more quintessential expression of our democracy than providing the American people with a choice that doesn’t have to be binary between the Republican and the Democrat,” Schultz said.

Full disclosure, as I was about midway through that, I thought I was about to read a statement the Bloomberg is running because that’s what I’ve come to expect from any white guy with money. 

You work here and don’t even know how to leave the trolls in the greys. Good grief Charlie Brown!

As long as the chocolate under the foil wasn’t damaged, what’s the big deal?

That’s just good hustle by Witten, no way that thing fits in a standard trash can in one piece.

This is what we call Trying Too Hard.

Counterpoint:

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

Jesus, they can’t even get the after no call call right.  

I assumed this entire blog was merely a big Kluwe signal.

Breaking: LaGuardia is shut down by the FAA.  This shutdown may be coming to a close...