Sounds like they had all the leverage in the world. She barely had enough votes.

Probably a sound thing,

“The Problem Is Cops (DON’T POST)”

Saturday, March 17th. Shudder. 

Actually, if you look, he did switch burners. It’s two with the same display name.

Fucking lol. Best self-own in Kinja history over here

You forgot to switch burners before you replied to yourself, silly 

Drew’s Mom:

If Ley’s mom doesn’t present Ass Team of the Year at the 2019 Deadspin awards it will prove life is meaningless and has no purpose.

Sorry everyone, the correct answer is once again, “How Far We’ve Come” by Matchbox 20.

This is potentially to be read as criticism of Brett Brown’s gameplan

Church, Brother!

Ryan: presuming for a moment that you and she are both adults, why is this a question? Of course you fucking get her a present for both. Not necessarily a sweater or jewelry, but a nice bottle of wine or a book you particularly like are appropriate for Christmas. Once you know her better, you can get something a…

Sam, I guess you’re responsible for the clever images and graphics and GIFs (or GIFs, as some of the kids say).  Sorry to hear that you’re leaving, because those have been under-the-radar magic since I started reading Deadspin.  Great work.

I do not wait to exit the stall. This is a very important dynamic in the workplace. Demonstrate that you fear nothing, no one, At work. On your exit from the stall, stare directly at the urinal man, and say nothing. Glare at him until he nervously leaves the bathroom. If he tries to engage you, take a quick step…

Then how does he get to the games?! Hey-O!

That was the first time that I’ve heard Zion speak outside the basketball court and it was surprisingly different than what I was expecting. Kinda like how he plays basketball

Searching the “Beto O’Rourke” tag on this site is wild. He went from being the coolest of cool kids (He referenced “Working For The Clampdown!” He doesn’t need an Obama endorsement! He’s not gonna share his money!) to being everything that was hated about Hillary Clinton but worse in the span of like a month. Even…

You are correct in your turd assessment this guy isn’t even close to being a bad (D) choice. Why the turnabout since he lost to blobfish? Beto was good enough before 11/8 but now he’s bad news? I’m not buying it.

Right, the TeslaTunnel doesn’t solve any problem no matter how much Musk thinks it does. It is essentially a very expensive private road.