The Phillies sent Dykstra to Las Vegas to meet with Harper, but haven’t seen or heard from him since.

Expert Oral Sex 1 was good, Expert Oral Sex 3 was the best. The rest just tell the same story over and over. I mean, you can see the climax coming a foot away.

Do you want the 4 best teams, or 4 “most deserving”? The former and latter are not synonymous. UCF is not one of the 4 best; but they are quite deserving.

Counterpoint fuck the Steelers nobody cares if they don’t get calls

How is Serena’s tantrum eligible for Best Athlete Meltdown but not Best Tennis Meltdown? If the Westminster Dog Show has taught me anything, it that you can’t win Best in Show without winning Best in Group first.

Oh man, I forgot how good the pickup hoops player thing was! 

(please do not fuck the doll)

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

Seems clear to me. The Orioles were finally who the sports media thought they were, and then sunk even lower. Aside from Machado and Schoop, nearly everybody on the team under-performed, with Chris Davis having, without hyperbole, the worst-ever season by a full-time player.

I’m surprised that Blessed Sacrament didn’t do better with their recruits, given Kavanaugh’s affinity for hops. 

I voted for least red, because that's when his performance was most rational. Stupid things you do when sober reveal one's intention self.

If/when Beltre gets a HOF bust, it should have Andrus’s hand resting on top of it.

I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

Its not, so he isn’t.

Can we stop repeating the right-wing pushed agenda that Avenatti is some seriously taken contender for 2020? Nobody is actually pushing this narrative aside from 3 groups: Avenatti, who is a shameless self-promoter by any means necessary; right wing troll farms, to try and prove that the left/Dems are dumb enough to…

I consider the Eagles out of contention by dint of being hot steaming shit in all phases of the game, except—for one beautiful moment—punter tackling.

No chance.  This country is going to re-elect Trump.  With him on the ballot, the Senate will stay Red.  Dems need to protect their new found majority in the House.  

Eh. Senate Dems are gonna get ridden over roughshod regardless of who’s leading them. The resistance will come from the House. So we might as well let this spineless worm go stale in front of the cameras and save other, better options for a time when they can do some good.

“Dominican baseball child...”

And the 2017 “I Can’t Believe I’m Fucking Doing This, I Was In Harry Potter, Who Are These Imbeciles. I Need To Fire My Agent” award goes to Emma Watson for “The Circle”.