If Mose can’t use a phone, how did he do this?

Is this news? I rely on Coffey to make butt shots on a daily basis.

Why... why would you not just step all the way up, but stand to the left side of the toilet, butt against the handicap bar?

It seems like that trash basket is not bolted down. Perhaps you could move it out of the way and stand to the side?

someone got fired today

Within a few weeks of each other, I posted both my engagement announcement and a picture of me with Larry Bird.

Congratulations!

Welcome to life.

Congratulations!

Guess he must have seen something in the game tape.

Have you considered taking the post at face value when it says that it’s a punt?

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

Go to better restaurants.

I expected more from Raiders fans.

I want to add to this pun parade, but I seem to be suffering a mental block and it’s holding me back.

He’s gonna stick to snorts

Usually when someone from the Dolphins line fucks up this egregiously they at least do it more incognito.

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.