I brought my son just before he turned two. My advice: buy cheap tickets and spend most of your time walking around. The kids have more fun eating ice cream out of a helmet than watching a home run or double play.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

I think we may be reading too much into this. Baltimore just kinda sucks at everything.

That quote was actually about Jose Reyes.

“Once he falls in love with you, he abuses you,”

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

“We’re gonna need a bi...ehh, this boat should be fine.”

The NFC North remembers.

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

Taxes, 401K, agent fees, union dues, money manager, deferred payments.

Awww you’re no fun.

+1 increase in OBP

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

Also rhymes with “molest most.” Makes you think.

“On Patty Mills’s decision to resign with the Spurs because of the team’s culture”

Cool story, people from Austin are soo badass!

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

I’d really like to see the breakdown between automation and human effort in that productivity rocket. I’m willing to bet that timeline coincides nicely with increased automation rather than a dramatic uptick in human productivity.

Each of SC/Lincoln are about 3 hours from a major city. While the weather in Lincoln is no prize compared to USC, it’s at least as good as middle of nowhere PA.

You couldn’t pay me to read those stories, but I just wanted to say: the length of this post is horrifying.