And Johnny Walker. But evil too.

“The Atlanta United have a chance to become something special, a champion”

God damn it! I knew something was fishy. I wrote a check to her Alzheimer’s foundation and my grandma still died of Alzheimer’s.

I’d like to extend my sympathy to the White Sox on their embarrassment:

Puerto Rico is the one with the Communists, right?

The fanboyism over a garbage rock they thought about once in 8th grade and never again will always be fascinating to me.

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

Check out the motherfucker who never worked at Taco Bell.

Umm, did it also happen with 7 men (dressed like you) standing behind you and one squatted in the front?

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

You’re overlooking the fact that asshole business bros have no limit on the size of their carry-ons. As proof, I offer every flight ever, and the guy with the bluetooth in his ear fighting with the flight attendant, while simultaneously carrying on a very important conversation, in a very loud voice.

Ugh. Those jerseys look awful. I hate when teams have nonsensical logos and a mishmash of terrible colours.

we forget how dope brian westbrook was.

..deploying rookie running back Kareem Hunt like prime-era LaDainian Tomlinson Brian Westbrook.

Firstly, yourself’s issue is my affront to language. It reads like us couldn’t figure out grammar in school so yours made up some nonsense so theirs teacher couldn’t grade we down because my invented it.

You’re right that there are many, many things they could have done and should have done, and the fact that they even had guns drawn in this case is atrocious and they should be charged with murder, but “shoot them in the leg” is never an option. If you are shooting, you shoot center mass, you shoot to kill. This goes…

This is scary. It’s happened to me before. Sometimes the effects aren’t felt immediately, but then suddenly you lose all of your motor skills.. That’s why I stopped doing gravity bong hits.

Glad to see you’re keeping a good sense of humor about this.

When you make that ridiculous catch and in the end it doesn’t matter: