This is the best Kinja has to offer.

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.

I mean we still got Stave too.....

The Aristocrats!

No.

OMG TEN MORE TO GO!!!!

He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here:

that’s good Chipper right there

Usually, it involves pushing an old person in a wheelchair into the deep end. It’s an acquired taste.

I saw Bird in a bar once. He had the biggest head of any human I’ve ever seen.

Ok, but a football is shaped like a foot.

Naive of us A’s fans to think this might have had to do with the way the team’s playing.

An artist’s rendition:

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

Lochte was quick to point out his new sponsors, which include:

fair!

This helps explain why the Olympic pool smells like one of their ovens.

I didn’t see it at all, but he definitely wanted to kill that person.