Uh...dude is on the ground and then gets two hard slams, the first of which looks like is hard enough that his head gets near the ice (fourteen seconds in the top video).

The Flames’ Matthew Tkachuk took the opportunity to spear the Detroit player as he stepped off the ice, and Witkowski came back to get the last word.

Quit sitting down when you piss, gentlemen. You’re pissing this guy off.

Only assholes from Howard County who moved into the City feel the need to say Baltimore City.

I’m just here to say that I think the shirt and tie combo in that picture is atrocious. Anyone else?

Baltimore resident: this is accurate.

True patriots, right there.

Does this amount to voter fraud? Like...shouldn’t they have been looking for a female “Jared Kushner” and when he walked in not let him vote?

God, Tucker Carlson has the most punchable face.

I’m a Tennessee fan, and I’m just posting to say that “almost beat Tennessee in Tennessee” is not that impressive. That team is not that good, and Butch Jones teams tend to play down to their competition. I was at Neyland on Saturday for the UMass game, and while everyone was pissed that it was that close, I don’t…

His knee was down, but was he touched down before the ball crossed the plane? Because if he wasn’t touched down then it should be a touchdown.

Just here to post that the Giants’ offensive line does suck, and the Eagles d-line is going to EAT on Sunday...

There’s always height truthers...

That’s Brendan Leipsic. He learned the face from his mother, I assume: http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/leipsic-maple-leafs-canucks-recap-1.3447681.

As someone who has never watched gymnastics before, and particularly the rings competition....HOLY SHIT HOW DO THEY DO THAT THEY’RE SO STRONG OMG

Well, no it’s not really...

What do punters practice other than, well, punting to a particular location...?

DAMN, Burneko...they got you there...

How did you know I would hate you for that answer? It’s like you really just GET me. Thanks for being there and understanding what I’m going through.

Looking at the top of the line-up card makes one hopeful.