I am more concerned at the fact that ankles look like they have black socks...

“Can I get some of that duct tape for my knee?”

It’s probably not a conscious thing, honestly. But I’m sure that, to a good number of people, a white male on the ticket is more a bit subconsciously comforting.

Few things that I would point out/argue:

Someone’s upset that Jimmy Vesey got hit last night.

I keep coming back to this just to make sure I actually saw this comment. Dear god.

I have nothing to say.

I honestly would have thought any Steeler would jump at the opportunity to get out of that shitshow.

Or Manti Te’o’s girlfriend. He probably won’t get fined for that.

Who poops in the office the most?

That’s probably it. But hasn’t the EPL been back for a month already? Or have I imagined that, as well?

Didn’t the EPL just fucking end? How have they already begun again? Maybe I am wrong and it was actually five months ago? Too much shit happening in these leagues means I can’t follow it.

I am furious now too, Tom.

Who would argue with this? He’s near 3,000 hits and 500 HRs, isn’t he? Not to mention a handful of Gold Gloves and Silver Sluggers, career .285+ average, and 1,500+ RBIs. I mean, depending on who else is on the ballot, he may have to wait, but there isn’t really an argument to the contrary.

Where is the take saying that Wentz actually wasn’t impressive at all yesterday?

This one and....Donald Trump in Mexico.

Did you not read the post? CHOPPED CHAMPION.

Thank goodness they gave Shaun Hill that two year deal last year instead of just one.

You’re sucking on dongs?

I’ve legitimately never been more sure of a thing being a penis than I am right now. Even when I look down at my own crotch.