What former sportsball player turned current sportsball analyst would you most like to see lace up those sportsball boots again?

I have honestly thought that Dak could be a decent starter in the NFL for a while now. But, I still won’t be impressed until he does something in the regular season. Luckily, thanks to Tony Romo’s back being made of spaghetti, we’ll probably see that by Week 3.

You’d be surprised at how seriously some ushers take their jobs. At Citizens Bank Park in Philly, for instance, they check tickets religiously until like the 7th inning before you can go into a section.

I don’t have any makeup, but I also prefer to check a bag. I fly regularly (3-4 times a month—so 6-8 flights), and I have never had an issue with lost luggage. I prefer the checked bag for the same first reason, namely, I’d rather feel free to pack as much as I want. I’m also never scheduling flights that arrive 25…

Follow-up: Can you please tell us why?

Finally...a forum for men like me.

All I get from this is that Ashley’s spelling is shit.

Yeah, but this is the review for the Radiacwash Wipes now—so you know you’ve done some good:

None of this matters. Meilutytė is going to win.

No. That was the “toilet” for the Olympic village.

This is vastly overstating the significance of the diaconate.

I remember a few years back, Contador, Sammy Sanchez, and (I think) Denis Menchov were all in the top 5 GC and near a mountaintop finish when Andy Schleck, who was wearing yellow at the time, had a chain issue. The three of them kept riding, and ended up beating him by a little bit—not much, but enough for Contador to…

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I’ve seen zero of those movies...and you may have picked the only three movies that I would skip in this scenario...

I don’t know...I’m liking the muscle-y, terrifying panthers...

People are going to mock this, but if I were rich, this would literally be the first thing I did with my money.

Cops pulled him over just because he was brown.

He looks like Oddish with glasses.

Teams let Sky control the race from the start. They try to keep up with Sky and beat them at a game that Sky is a master at. I think the better option might be to just attack them day after day and try to put them on the defensive for twenty days rather than trying to win it over a few days.

Niantic has another game with the same premise (and incidentally was the basis for the Pokemon Go maps) called Ingress that, in my opinion, is actually more fun that the Pokemon game.