I’m early for an early flight out of Atlanta. I ask the baggage handler at the curb to tell me something I wouldn’t know about his job. He’s not busy, no one else there, two of us having a smoke.

He looks like a mixture of Travolta and Ray Liotta and it’s freaking me out, man

Arnold?

Who the FUCK.

Right?!?! We already saw this on The Office - why would I want to now read about it again????

It sounds uninteresting because of the people involved. I don’t know why but I really cannot fucking stand Kaling (I do know why actually, she seems racist and like countless minorities who you KNOW would turn themselves white in a heartbeat if they ever feasibly could). Novak is the average white man in the U.S.…

Sounds nice — except for when you want all the spinach artichoke dip and you don’t like the way the other person exists.

What you written above is basically the tag line for every marriage ever

I still tend to quietly add "Ryan" when singing along with this song.

I’m torn — I’ve enjoyed both their books; I like both of them a lot; and I’m so pleased they seem to get along SO well.

The Weasley twins, though...

I can assure that Taylor is- to the extent of my knowledge- one of the most genuine and talented individuals in the industry. I know these are things that anyone should do, but so many celebrities don’t and I think that really speaks to her character.

It was great but you know what would have been better? The actual cats walking in slomo.

Since Mariska is my bestie in my head (hey girl! call me!), I literally gasped at her. And Cindy Crawford as the Headmistress? TAYLOR YOU WIN.

I love that Mariska Hargitay and Ellen Pompeo (aka Olivia and Meredith) slowmo walked in together...her two cats’ namesakes!

I liked it for its meanness. And its eye makeup.

Loved it so many gifs can be reaped from this! The shot of Mariska and Ellen alone was worth my time

Taylor’s videos are so much better when there’s humor in them. Her serious romanticey ones always fell flat to me, but when there’s a contrast between the song and the video it’s so so adorable.

I just now noticed that that must’ve been the intended message of the video to Katy Perry: “I can get half the women in the industry to be in a video that is essentially a middle finger to you, just by asking. Everyone is on my side…BITCH!”

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
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