lol classic! in all fairness that is a busy piece of road so the opportunity to take a peaceful morning crap without being run over would be too good to waste - if that sort of thing is what you are into. call me when someone takes a shit on the top of the Auckland Harbour Bridge - that would require some advance…

*applause* perfectly said.

an eye for an eye - or a cock for a c**t in this case. it’s not adultery if you are getting revenge on the one who did it first :)

Christ on a bike >.<

I identify with being tall. (I’m 5’3”) ;)

oh shit just reading it made the small of my stomach churn with some kind of creepy awkwardness. just eeeeeek 0.o

why is this family obsessed with directions? I bet they have a compass on their family crest! lol

I love this GIF :)

no way!! she’s MY bestie in my head too! I totally squeeed when I saw her in the video :)

oh my god those kids are so cute! KP is SUCH A BITCH!

jesus christ that’s so horrible!! I used to have a major crush on him and now I feel disgusting at just the thought of him. I’m sorry he was such a prick to you and I hope awful things happen to him. xxx

AW looks like she would rather be anywhere else! Poor baby looks bored as hell - fuck her Kartrashian mother for dragging her around like a fashion accessory.

sage advice. I am avoiding facebook (and about half the internet) this weekend. Jez has good people though :)

lol I remember at my all-girls high school we would have the lady who came around in health class to teach us about our changing bodies and we would get samples of pads and tampons. There was a little tree on the far side of the school grounds that for YEARS (long before I went to school there and long after I left…

Vaseline has been brilliant for so many things all my life. I love it as a lip balm mainly but it’s good for dry skin around my nose in Winter and pretty much anything else that needs a barrier or softening.

that stuff lives forever. I’m about halfway through a giant tub I got about 7-8 years ago and it’s still like the day I first opened it.

goddamn that was my very first thought too!!

way to follow through!! this is amazing and I love your Grandma a little bit :)

oh fuck that germy noise! out with him ASAP! he’s a dirty bastard and just knowing that he is going about his grotty business every day like that would have my anxiety soaring. if those are his thoughts on hand washing he must be gross in other areas of his life too - hand washing is a basic human social skill and if…

I will be off rice for at least the week. my carb-addicted (fat) arse thanks you but my brain does not. :)