To your child: “if it turns out you just lied to me, may I tickle you without mercy for 3 minutes?”

Would you make love
To Robin Thicke?

I feel like he’d be really attentive. Robin Thicke would have no idea someone else was in the room.

I am a slithery snake and how dare you insult my people this way.

NOT WITH A BORROWED DICK.

I do not know what my sexual fantasies would be if they were only informed by my feminist ideals. That’s an actual question: What would they be? Would there be cats?

I wouldn’t even fuck him with someone else’s dick.

I literally did this IRL.

He would be lazy as shit. Look at all the songs he’s stolen. Dude doesn’t work for anything.

Robin Thicke, singing: “What rhymes with ‘hug me’?”

I would never fuck a person who can’t think of a rhyme for “hug me.”

Of course I would. Isn’t he rumored to have a big one?

I bet Rihanna and Lady Gaga couldn’t just roll into the drive-thru in their gowns.

He wasn’t trying to get in the shot. He was trying to grossly cop a feel.

I figured the avoidance would be less about disapproval of Diana's memory and more about press avoidance. That little girl is "doomed" forever as Diana's granddaughter. Every choice she make will be compared "Oh look, she wore something fashionable, Diana also wore fashionable clothes", "The princess is involved in…

I think those are great names! I love traditional names. In fact, my cats are Charlie and Henry! They’re my mini-monarchs (and I am one big nerd.)

I can’t resist Prince George those cheeks! Also the fact that even mom said he grew an extra “fat roll” while on vacation in New Zealand. lil Cherub of a prince.

I was about 4 when princess Dianna died and I had no idea who she was but it affected me pretty strongly as it was my first experience of grief. I became obsessed- I would cut out pictures of her and watch documentaries on her and ask my parents about her.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena