I'm just wondering if Jezebel is ever going to leave Bruce Jenner alone. At least I would hope this website would drop it's facade that it gives any fucks at all about queer/trans peoples lives while it insists on joining in on all the trans speculation fun. Linking to radar. My fucking word. Radar is responsible for…

If it is true (and even if it's not, I suppose), what an awful experience it must be to have your transition play out in the public eye.

Concur.

•Jay Z had better not Monica Lewinski all over this dope-ass dress Yoncé wore while on the prowl in New York. [Daily Mail]

My first vibe was from Fun Factory too! I love the aesthetic of their vibes, the colors and shapes are great. Mine also broke quite fast, but that's because I was... misusing it. I'm known to be very hard on vibes, I've broken tons of them.

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Right? That whole "implant" concept leads me to believe they would be using some sort of cutting tool near some lady's clit. Where's that nopenopenope octopus when you need her?

I've had assholes from both sides. I say I've officially given up trying to have kids, I've had some who are all about recommending every single method I should have tried and then attempting to make me feel bad for not wanting to have done that.

I'll chip in for grit.

A fetus always trumps a woman. Especially if that woman is brown.

I'm investing my life savings in LL Bean and Timberland.

I don't think I could choke down mayo and pineapple chunks...I've done a lot to hold on to jobs but I don't think my stomach would let me...I'd have to claim severe allergies and hope she believed me. Mayo hits my gag reflex all wrong, always has. A thin smear, maybe I could wait til she left to regurgitate, it makes…

Is anyone else getting a Cersei Lannister vibe about Kim Kardashian and her fear of Kanye's bastards?

Only slightly off topic, am I the only person who's super squicked out by the term "eating [someone] out"? For me, it paints a mental picture of a vagina crammed full of food to be literally eaten out, like some sort of human stuffed pepper.

CANNOT UNREAD. damn you.

As a man who has never come from a blowjob in his life, but who really enjoys eating out, I have no complaint with this whatsoever. (Although even if I loved BJs, I still would have no complaints).

Worst (very short) sexual relationship I had was with a girl who simply didn't like the idea of being eaten out. She was…

The first time I saw it, I nearly died laughing.

Good. Penises are disgusting and harbor cancer causing diseases and tons of bacteria. I was forever put off penises when I was a 19-year old CNA and had to clean coma guy's smegma covered dick. Blllrgh.

I've asked so many dudes this—post-coital or non-coital—so curious!

I once had a girl very enthusiastically ask me, right after we'd slept together, what it was like to have your genitals on the outside. I didn't really have a good answer.