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But she was famous before 19.

I thought of Lorde too. I don't know if she or Iggy fit thought because the prose doesn't 'feel' Aussie or Kiwi to me (I'm Aussie). Could have been heavily edited.

I'd be pretty sad if I wasn't allowed to poop.

I think I'd probably end up doing it anyway, but we all know I have poor self control.

hahah, is that gif from after she lied about being pregnant?

You got me. It was me.

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

Oh, heck, remember when everyone was sharing their first period stories on here a while back? A good third of them involved the line, "I thought it was a poo problem because it was so brown!"

I once dated a guy and in the throes of things being hot and heavy, I tried to excuse myself to the bathroom to take my tampon out and he was like "Baby, I'd pull it out with my teeth right now." It was hilarious and nasty and I didn't actually let him do it, but I loved him all the more for offering.

I've never dated a guy who was grossed out by period sex and if I ever came across a guy that was, it would probably make me reconsider the relationship.

Wait till he finds out that he came into this world via his mother's vagina covered in vernix, blood and all sorts of lady juices.

I am a Red Tent facilitator and a total hippie about menstruation. I have free bled before and most of my friends do as well. I have never done it in public though nor have any of my friends that I am aware of. I have only seen free bleeding either being done at your own home, outside on the dirt, or at Red Tent event

I get updates on the consistency of the blood and clots coming out of my friends' genitals, and I know who suffers from period shits and of what variety..

Oh god I wish I didn't have to be the one to break this to you. It's basically a radfem movement that believes 'hiding' one's menstruation with stuff that absorbs blood is a tool of the patriarchy, and that womyn should be free to live their lives without such oppression. Which means going out in public bleeding

Oh my god you name your periods like tropical storms. THAT IS AWESOME.

I joke with my husband about my periods, too. Sometimes I'll even give them names. "This hardcore broad right here, this is definitely a BATHILDA." We've always been grossly open about my uterus spitting out unused baby-making ingredients.

My fiancé is used to me shouting, "Ugh, there's fucking blood everywhere! Fuuuuuck!" every couple of weeks, but it takes a woman to understand that text that says, "Woman problems: fresh pair of undies, a stick on mentrual 8-hour hot pack, and two hours in you leak a little. Do you keep the hot pack and throw down a

I am forever grateful to the guy who introduced me to period sex. I hate to admit it, but even though for most of my life I've been pretty down with periods, the idea of period sex squicked me out. But it's not gross, it's fun! And I kind of like the mess because I'm a nasty person sometimes.

Ever alert a guy to the phenomenon we call "period chunks"? It's kind of a "Luke, I am your father" reaction.

I know that this is a little off topic, but why in the fuck do people find periods so gross, but for many of those same people, men sporting bleeding wounds is macho and cool? It's always like "No big deal, just bleeding and ignoring the pain like a man!", and fuck, women do that shit every month. For like, days at a