JEZEBEL FOR THE WIN.

My SIL announced to everyone "this thing is like a fucking garden hose, man".

He's prolly just depressed because his family is horrrrrrrrrrrrible.

If Taylor Swift leaves New York on a west-bound train traveling 75 MPH and Katy Perry departs from L.A. on a private jet traveling east at 559 MPH, how long will it take for TMZ to report that John Mayer is sleeping with Iggy Azalea?

Vin runs his own FB page - no assistants, no bull. It's all him.

God damn, Vin Diesel just out here continuing to crush it.

I don't use that one, but we use other $$$ suncreens. I have been known to carry a cheapie to "share"....

GET THAT BABBY INTO MEDICAL SCHOOL!

Have to second the coconut oil!! It's the only moisturizer I use on my face during the day. And ok, while I wouldn't maybe recommend borrowing from your baby's stash, coconut oil makes an awesome lubricant. Don't use too much because then it's too slippery, but just a touch (think 1/4-1/2 tsp) does the job well.

Where do I begin with "trust my body"? First, I was born with a malformed uterus. I found that out shortly after becoming pregnant with daughter the first. A placenta problem in that pregnancy tried to kill my daughter. She ended up with IUGR. My second daughter got stuck because of the uterus, so a c-section was…

I do too. I'd use him to hold my hats :)

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5…

I had to take my mother to the emergency room while I was visiting her one weekend. I ended up staying for several days because she was super sick and my dad is basically incapable of caring for a houseplant, let alone a human. When I got back to my apartment I shared with my ex, the place was totally trashed and he…

I have never been cheated on (that I know of) but I am posting by proxy on behalf of my mother, because this still horrifies me.

My mother found out my father had been cheating on her when her gynecologist insisted on running routine STD testing (despite my mother's protests of "but I've been married ten years and we…

Holy shit is her top crushed velvet

I used to put baby braids in my hair (such as framing my face), when I was a teenager, and then sew tiny diagonal rows of about 3 seed beads each, up the length of the braids, using invisible sewing thread. Secured properly, the beaded braids would last a couple of weeks before I had to take them out and redo them.…

Hey, it's taken a lot of heat off the gay babies.

They can take all the poison foods from my cold dead hands. I love how they are all "well this is how paleolithic people ate!!!!" LOL okay I think they just ate whatever they could get their hands on. Most of it wasn't organic kale.

Parents need to realize that your child being different isnt the worst thing in the world. My wife is a Special Education teacher and deals with autistic students all day, some of which very severe.