I'm beginning to think Jaden is the reincarnation of Buddha's slower younger brother, Gary.

"Actually, if the grass is greener on the other side, you need to flip the sod over"

Every time I read a Jaden tweet, this pops into my mind.

The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side, So Stay Over There Would Ya.

Hey! We have lots of famous people! You need to make the list a bit longer to include Flight of the Concordes, Xena Warrior Princess and that guy from the shed who broke the land speed record on the salt flats. Who am I missing? And why am I even bothering, since I am grey like Gandalf and no one will ever read my…

She totally would, too.

Holy crap, that is industrial grade awful.

This was a calculated departure for maximum publicity. They didn't want to be censored over the parking conflict earlier in the week and wanted to go out in blazes. To them, a shy unstable unknown guy doesn't really count for anything important, let alone a human being worth dignity, but embarrassing him for maximum…

Kiwi here: New Zealand is fucking OBSESSED with this story. My FB newsfeed is filled with different articles covering this story and it's getting really boring.

1. How can anyone who looks like a cross between Morticia Aadams and early-years Jesse J criticize a guy for stealing someone else's look?

When somebody almost kills me in traffic I will scream (with the windows up), "You stupid fucking cunt!" Even I feel a little shocked by my use of that word. It's the pinnacle of bad words to me. Yet it feels so good when you're pissed off.

Nothing packs the punch of "cunt."

"Kills tore the guy apart, telling him he had no artistic integrity and saying that she was disgusted by the whole package she was being presented with. "

Mmm, nah, there's a lot of hating on him going on too. Have a wee look at the latest comments on his youtube account.

Forest cleaning sounds when I do to my legs every spring.

Read the comments for the bakery story. She and her husband are 100% Grade A Government Approved Cunts, Shits, and Dicks

As others have pointed out, "twat" and "cunt" on this side of the water (Ireland/Britain for those who can't see me motioning "this side") has lost it's engendered meaning. I've had this conversation before on Jezebel. And given Melanie Blatt is British, I don't think you can claim her comment was particularly…

I think a lot of the reason everyone's railing on her ass so hard is because some people are kind of vaguely aware of who she is, while her husband is virtually unknown. I have never heard any of her music, but I was aware she was making it. Him not so much.

Fuck these two assholes. May they return to the depths of oblivion, where they belong.

I went through this girl's Twitter mentions last night, and I had never seen such a unanimous bashing of a celebrity before. Literally not a single supporter or fan coming to her defense. Everyone was just letting her have it.