OK, so they didn't put in much effort, but I'm going to be walking round all day singing "snow peach, snow peach" to myself....

Wow. You don't often see a child that old having a tantrum! She was having a really terrible day, poor kid.

Great submissions in last week's Pissing Contest, but I think Meezer5 is the winner in our hearts:

I'm normally a very nice person who values politeness and kindness- until this one day. I had just moved from a pedestrian-friendly city to one that required a car, and was still adjusting to car culture when I got really sick and had to go to the doctor. The office was in one of the busiest areas of the city, and I…

mexicolor mouth sounds like a disease sailors get

I have Snow Peach! Revlon re-released it and four other retired lipsticks as a limited edition collection last year. It's a bright peachy-melon-pink.

The Fire and Ice ad is the best. Which makes it all the more unfortunate that they hired Jessica Dead Eyes Beal to shoot the ad when they brought the color back a few years ago.

I really love John Campbell - quite a few years ago now I went to the Big Day Out festival in Auckland and was queuing to get into the D space right in front of the stage with my friends and we were all talking about what we were excited to see and he joined in! He was waiting to see Spoon and, despite it being…

John Campbell is adorable in general, he is a gentleman and a national treasure.

YAY, NZ in the news!

I know have idea who either of them are but thanks to this video I love them both.

Lack of follow through is the worst.

"(Yes, you can sit on the floor under the table at the restaurant, you little weirdo.)"

Dude cats actually give ZERO fucks. The only thing my cats have responded to was the spray bottle but they still misbehave. They really just learn how to be sneakier.

I try to use the "don't pay attention" method on my dog to discipline him. It works well for his tempter tantrums, but NOT on his insistence on eating EVERY SINGLE PAPER TOWEL HE CAN FIND OUT OF THE GARBAGE. He's become a sly motherfucker too, gently nibbling on them under the bed while we're sleeping and running away…

So, hit them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

Listen, I'm actually really sensitive about this and rather than be defensive I'll just go into more detail: I know that in those moments I am not trying my best. I'm reacting out of emotion and a need for control. The stresses we are dealing with often get the best of me. Of anyone. I'm not perfect all the time. When…

I would like to edit this but I can't now. It's always a mistake to go into personal parenting fails. I'm not detailing my best moments for you here, I'm keeping it real. I chose not to share the many moments my child and I make up stories together, read books for hours, and have tickle fights and play Candy Land.

I'm nowhere near capable of handling kids; I'm still having trouble disciplining my cats. The bad one in particular is quite averse to being held like a baby, so I've used that as my chief disciplinary technique, but the result seems to have been that she continues to misbehave but has gotten better about running away…

I have a smart, mouthy four-year-old boy, and I do hit him when he does things like push, kick, or hit his little brother, because an eye for an eye. I always ask him, "how do you like that?"