Is left shark menstruating?

This hit, that ice cold

Also, the mighty Cocksicle.

Due to the overwhelmingly positive response to this post, here's a picture of us:

flip on "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails and proceed to do a sex dance floor routine like some kind of crazed fuck beast.

Especially the shoes. I want rainboots with frog faces and googly eyes!

One time I asked this girl I knew to the senior prom.

I would always go through the line of a particularly cute grocery clerk. One day, I heard him saying he got off work at 12:30 am. About 12:20, I went through his line with some beer and snacks. He said "What are you doing buying beer at midnight?" and I said "Inviting you over when you get off in 10 minutes." He came…

You are totally going to hell and possibly soon if you get doxxed :)

He saved me from a bee that tried to go down my cleavage after we traded blending tips. "That bee just won't leave me alone!" I complained.

My ex husband never got that I was asking him out (we were teenagers), so I finally just told him to come to the movies with me and a big group of friends. And asked him to pick me up. We get to the movie and he's like, "...where's everyone else?"

Urgh, kids get all the best clothes! I am genuinely jealous of them. LOL.

I have a confession to make. I went to see this movie. I needed to get out of the house. Left my husband, newborn and MIL( kill me now) and walked proudly into the AMC Van Ness bought every food item I could hold in my two arms, walked passed Oscar nominated films like 'Still Alice' and 'Birdman' and sat my post…

Yeah. Gold and white.

I feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally strongly negative about piercing babys' ears. Just because it's become normalized people think it's okay. What if I wanted to get my baby's septum pierced? How many people do you think would think that's fucked up. Piercings are a really personal choice, and plenty of women go…

Weird they didn't spring for a pro manicure tbh

too soon. i'm still traumatized.

At least we can all agree that these are white dresses.

You and I are the exact same height, and almost the exact same weight. It's kind of thrilling for me to read your openess about size and where you purchase and what.