Ergotism, since it can cause hallucinations and seizure-type symptoms, is actually one theory about what plagued Salem in 1692 and caused the witchcraft trials. Women and young girls tend to show the effects more (because ergotism is cumulative, and must build up in fatty tissue, which we dames have more of generally,…

Yeah, I figured that out.... way, way, way later... like when I was 16.

aren't all of us with depression putting on that facade? Mines fallen down this week, but I'll probably pull it back together soon. My fucking fake face.

I would stay up all night worrying that my toys felt unloved because I would only sleep with one or two. When my parents came to wake me they'd see me sleeping in the floor with all my toys tucked neatly in bed.

I can identity. I got a typewriter for Christmas when I was in the third grade and wrote my congressman A LOT. Mostly about being anti-vivisection. I actually mailed them.

Yes, but only so you can eat the baby later - those little fuckers are pure protein!

Oh oh oh you just reminded me of a thing a guy I slept with once said upon revealing to me his rather humble penis....

Also be a kind, interested, respectful dude with good hygiene.

I call the itty bitty ones Crotch Nipples.

I feel you, I frequently end up with a long "tail" of a streak coming off one corner of my eye and running nearly to my chin. Because I forgot and rubbed my eye AGAIN.

Dear god, if I wore this much eyeliner, I would last like ten minutes before my habitual eye-rubbing turned me into a weird blackface parody of a human being.

What I don't like is two people decided to name their child Season.

Well, if they are getting off on it, a la American Horror Story: Asylum, then yes, it would be rather creepy. Otherwise, I am not bothered. Hell, I joke to my husband that he loves my boobs so much he's going to end up spraying himself in the eye with breast milk and I will laugh at him. He agrees. It's just a…

Yes! I used it on the little baby scratches the kids gave themselves because I was such a wus about clipping their nails!

Unless someone is being forcibly milked against her will, breastmilk is vegan.

Somewhat related, but I am a competitive body builder so I drink a lot of breast milk and steroid cycle and have now started producing breast milk myself. Is the breast milk I produce (as a roided up man) as nutritious as a woman's breast milk? Can I feed it to a baby?

I'm insanely jealous of people with extra. I work my ass off (tits off??) to produce JUST ENOUGH for my 6 month old.

yeah, it seems to work overnight. I wouldn't put it in some kind of "?real" cut but I put it on scrapes. It's great when my kids scratch their faces as babies.

My sister swears it's great for pink-eye, and while I totally agree with you about the skin thing, I draw the line at squirting milk in my kids eyes.

Now I feel guilty that I've been feeding my tough guy body builder formula.