Ah yes, pageant portraits — the uncanniest valley of them all. Hurrrrk.
She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...
Is it weird that the poor grammar and syntax, spots where she lapses into BritSpeak for no reason at all (given that both of the main characters are American) and generally shitty writing were more of a turn-off to me than the whole rapey, abusive relationship angle?
"'Keep still,' he orders and slowly he inserts his thumb, inside me, rotating it around and around, storking the front wall of my vagina."
Mmmmm normally i'd agree (especially where sheep, dogs etc are involved) but this isn't the only story i've seen about a dolphin trying it on with a human, and i do agree it'd be pretty damn hard to rape a dolphin unless you strap it down or something.
*whispers* They're mammals....
Just because the dolphin tolerated it due to being in heat doesn't mean it was consensual or that he's not completely and utterly disgusting beyond all ability to adequately express it.
I'm sorry, this man obviously has many, many troubles but he abused an animal. It's being played for laughs and shock value but that's what happened and I wish those who report on this story would stop dancing around that fact. This isn't too far from young kids who are physically or sexually abused in the home who…
OH BOY. I was all . . . well, if it's consensual, I'm not gonna judge! And then:
Oh so it's fine for Helena Bonham Carter to get naked with a fish, but not for this guy to bone a dolphin? I see how it is!
"But zoophilia draws on the desire to elicit consent nonverbally from the animal, as much as a person can."
LETS GET FISHICAL, FISHICAL
Why that's no dead tuna. That Helena's new boyfriend, Al Bacore.
People are really grossed out by this. Like...what do you think happens to vaginal secretion during cunnilingus? It evaporates? I'm not saying we should all go out and start a vagina juice diet fad or anything but...it's not that gross. It's not poop-level gross.
A few years ago I was having some ridiculously intense issues with my uterus, and shed my entire endometrial lining at once when I was in the shower. (at least it seemed that way) It was basically a cast of my uterus. I threw up, played with it a little (the flesh chunk, not the vomit), then took pictures in case…
Yea...I may or may not examine the clotted blood and flesh that come out of me during my period. It's pretty wild.
Ah. That's as good as when you suddenly really get bad cramps and then feel the slow ooze and you know...YOU KNOW what's happening...but you're in a meeting or something and you can't do anything about it.
The height and hang time he's getting on some of those leaps is incredible. Between this and the Sia videos, I'm really excited for a whole new era of well-choreographed music videos. Love love love.